Ladies and Gentlemen, … Mistaah Mervyn Bishop

An older man holds a camera with a flash while gesturing with his other hand, standing in front of a stone wall.

An elderly man in a light blue shirt and trousers extends his hand, while a suited man with gray hair gestures with a clenched fist. They are in a gathering with other people and a clear blue sky in the background.

Two young boys rowing a boat together on a calm river, smiling and enjoying their time outdoors.

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What makes a great photograph

They may be particularly eventful or dramatic.

A woman in a headscarf carries a child on her back, both looking into the distance. They are on a sidewalk with trees and buildings in the background. Other people and parked cars are also visible.
Life and death dash, 1971: Mervyn Bishop

A person hanging from the side of a tall building with vertical stripes.
Falling Man, 2001: Richard Drew

A polar bear standing on a piece of floating ice among a sea of icebergs and water, under a cloudy sky.
Climate change, 2018: Sergio Pitamitz
A soldier aims a gun at a bound man on a street, with a second soldier visible in the background. The scene appears tense and somber, reflecting a moment of conflict.
Saigon Execution, 1968: Eddie Adams

They may be particularly romantic or erotic.

A black and white photograph capturing a couple kissing passionately in a busy street. In the background, people walk by, showcasing a historic building.
Le baiser de l’Hotel de Ville, 1950: Robert Doisneau

V-J Day in Times Square, 1945: Alfred Eisenstadt

A black and white photograph of a topless woman standing in front of two shirtless men surrounded by foliage.
Vale St, 1975: Carol Jerrems

A black and white photo of a man and woman dancing closely together, with the woman wearing a short, shiny dress and the man in a light suit. In the background, there are chairs and a palm tree, and a seated figure can be seen.
Nuit de Noel, 1962 (in Mali): Malick Sidibé
A shirtless man smoking a cigarette in a dimly lit room, with a woman lying on a bed in the foreground, looking contemplative.
Nan and Brian in bed, 1983: Nan Goldin

They may record something spectacular or unusual.

An intimate black and white photograph of a couple lying on a neutral surface, sharing a tender moment. The scene captures a close embrace, highlighting their connection and affection.
Yoko Ono; John Lennon, 1980: Fran Lebowitz
An iconic black and white photo of eleven construction workers sitting on a steel beam high above a city skyline, enjoying lunch and gazing at the view.
Lunch atop a skyscraper, 1932: Charles Ebbets

A black and white artistic photograph of a woman's bare back, adorned with stylized f-holes, resembling elements of stringed instruments, and wearing an ornate headpiece.
Le Violon d’Ingres, 1924: Man Ray

A woman in a red floral dress stands in front of a wooden shed, holding a small object, while another woman in a light dress leans against the door. Two children and a man in a hat are visible in the background, with a vibrant landscape consisting of yellow fields and mountains.
Something More #1,1989: Tracey Moffat

A woman in 1930s attire holds a shotgun while pointing it at a man dressed in a suit, who appears surprised. They are standing outdoors near an old car, with trees in the background.
Bonnie and Clyde, 1930: W. D. Jones

There might be something particular about their aesthetic or the way they have been composed.

Black and white landscape featuring a village with adobe structures, set against a backdrop of mountains and a partially clouded sky, with a full moon visible.
Moonrise, Hernandez, New Mexico, 1941: Ansel Adams

A black and white photograph of a person lying face down on a sandy surface, with their arms crossed under their head.
The Sunbaker, 1937: Max Dupain

A young girl with striking green eyes and dark hair, wearing a red shawl, looks directly at the camera with a serious expression against a teal background.
Afghan Girl, 1984: Steve McCurry

They may be strikingly familiar or have become iconic.

A black and white portrait of a man wearing a beret with a star, featuring long hair and a serious expression.
Guerillo Heroica, 1960: Alberto Korda

A lone figure stands in front of a row of military tanks on a wide street, with a bus in the background.
Tank Man, 1989: Stewart Franklin
A line of military tanks on a wide avenue, with a lone figure standing in front of them.
Tank man, 1989: Geoff Widener

A view of Earth rising above the lunar surface, showcasing the blue planet partially illuminated against a black background.
Earthrise, 1968: William Anders
A woman and child sitting at a table in a rustic, dimly lit interior. The table is covered with a floral tablecloth, and there are flowers in a vase. The room features wooden walls and a small kitchen area with various utensils and storage.
Aboriginal girl pouring tea inside a hut, Burnt Bridge, 1988: Mervyn Bishop

A young child and an adult man playing pool outdoors at a rundown table, surrounded by an unkempt yard with dilapidated structures in the background.
Pool game, Burnt Bridge, 1988: Mervyn Bishop

Merv’s World

Naturally you must read the book for a proper account of Merv’s world. (Off you go and buy it. HERE.) Treat this as a taster with a slight twist of emphasis.

HOME

Bre Mission kids, sometime between 1932 and 1937: the Reverend Canon A. Leyland Bird

‘We were uptown Blacks’, Merv says. ‘We knew we were kind of special but we didn’t chuck it around saying “We’ve got this” or “We’ve got that”. We would have got a slap.’ But, nonetheless, ‘I think we [Merv and his sister Cynthia] missed a lot of the stuff the other kids copped, racism stuff in town.’ (p. 40, 41)

SCHOOL

WORK

ART

THE BARRICADES

The National Capital

1907: The minute containing Sir John Forrest’s report to parliament on a site for the national capital.

1927, the opening of Parliament House by the Duke of York.

Not the Duke of York, but almost certainly with more claim to the land.

Imagine. It would have been a very strange life. Government from a paddock. Note the comparative absence of trees.

The old King’s Hall with King George V standing guard.

The Prime Minister’s Office, to my eye perfectly fit for purpose. Bob Hawke’s voice is heard.

Labor gets a surprisingly good go in the displays, away, that is, from the John Howard Library. And, yes, that is The Australian Constitution being kicked downstairs.

Always was …

A bit of the National Arboretum from its main pavilion.

SYD

Bonus Xtras

Wandering around Kyushu

Kumamoto

Having driven across the caldera, we are looking across its paddyfields to the rugged hills on the other side.

Ukiha

The Lawson. Along with the 7/11 and the Family Mart, staples of the Japanese consumer economy. But the Lawson … so very reliable.

Mojiko

There were beautiful buildings to contemplate. The former headquarters of the Mitsui OSK shipping company.

Dazaifu


A couple of hours separates these photos from our window. In that time it had rained, the temperature had dropped a few degrees and the cost per hour at the car park had fallen ¥100 (1 AUD) an hour.

Fukuoka

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Just as it was sliding into its dock before taking us to Okayama.

Nagasaki and Dejima

Kawahara Keiga documented life at Dejima in the early 19th century in hundreds of paintings of which this is one.

A 17th century Japanese rendering of what occurred.

Kumano Kodo

The easy bit

CAVEAT EMPTOR: Tullamarine

A journey of 30,000 kilometres begins with a tram ride.

Number 19 (in shot), up Sydney Road from Grattan St to the terminus at Baker St. One kilometre walk to the intermediate destination in Coburg North to deliver a mended jumper (in the plastic bag). Private transport to the airport. Actually a hotel at the airport because we needed to be there at 4am to get a 6 o’clock flight to Sydney connecting with a flight to LA. I thought this was a good idea because you could change the sheets, make the bed, clean the floors, check the fridge, get rid of the rubbish, that sort of thing, in a leisurely manner rather than trying to go crackers at 1.30 in the morning. Plus you’d already be at the airport.

That all went like a dream, a good omen, because what was ahead was reasonably ambitious. A tour of Mexico covering a lot of country, an investigation of Boston and the north-east of the United States, a walk in Provence’s alps, a big drive through France with time spent in Burgundy and Alsace, some time in Singapore … well, that’s just how the thinking turned out. It covered what we thought we would like to do, albeit in something of a hurry. Seven weeks, six countries, one twice, 27 different beds and a night spent in a bus, 9 flights with 7 different airlines, a dozen bus rides, commercial, private, big, medium, mini, for about 2800 kilometres, a lot of them pretty bumpy (Mexican speed bumps!! Bloody hell), three subways, two lots of trams, trains exotic and otherwise, company known, unknown, recovered. Yes I know, heroic. Plenty of opportunity for things to go wrong.

But I felt pretty good about those Things when we got to the airport for departure. We were in good time and good fettle. I had a folder full of bits of paper all backed up on my phone that were proof against surprises. They were all well rehearsed. I could visualise issue and response. Then a bit of a hiccup: we hadn’t filled out our Qantas authorisations to fly. Just the details of our COVID vaccinations. No issue: I had the records to hand.

Then the swiping of the passports began. Whatever she did, the Qantas checker-in could not bring up our ESTAs, the US Electronic System for Travel Authorisation without which you cannot enter the country and in fact without which the computer will not issue a boarding pass. The ESTA is not a complex affair, straightforward personal data, vaccination info, the questions you still fill out on the form to enter Australia. It’s just quicker and more efficient now.

I was only a bit bothered because I knew about ESTAs. It wasn’t a surprise. I had done ours some weeks before and had paper and digital copies to prove I’d done so.

But the computer said no. And no. And no. And no. And no again. Time was passing, and instead of being in good time for our flight the boarding time came and drifted past. This was a BIG issue, because with a round the world ticket if you miss any leg the rest of your ticket is immediately cancelled. Were we to fall, catastrophically, at the very first hurdle?

A supervisor who had been hovering was summoned. He took our passports and bits of paper away while we stood, faint, moving off after clogging up that lane of the check-in for 45 minutes. He came back with what I would describe as an intent look on his face. ‘How much did you pay for these?’ he asked. ‘Fifty-eight US.’ I knew all this. I’d done it. I’d been careful. I had the proof. It must have been their computer. ‘It should have been 21. You’ve been scammed I’m afraid. There is no record in either case of an ESTA. Without that we can’t issue you a boarding pass.’ So what do we do? ‘You can apply now, but it can take up to 36 hours to get a response.’

We sat on a luggage belt and began the applications on our phones. Phones have small screens when you’re freaked out and your fingers get unaccountably fat and there are several steps including the transfer of money and we were just sitting there with no concrete prospects and why were we doing it anyway because where we really needed to be was Mexico City rather than LA. Maybe just say, fuck it and give up. Write the whole thing off … too hard …

Did it take 15 minutes? It might have, I can’t remember. It might have been twice that. But we finished them and clicked Send. What now? Two old folks sitting on a luggage belt in an airport departure centre right out of the game.

Another actor arrived, a deputy supervisor who invited us to stand at a different counter and talk to her. We considered various options. As we spoke my ESTA arrived. Just the faintest glimmer on the horizon. The faintest. She looked and looked at her computer, and went off and spoke to people, and came back and looked some more, and made noises which were neither encouraging or discouraging. Went off again and came back and said, ‘We think we can get you on direct flight to LA tomorrow afternoon. Would that work for you?’ Yes it would. Salvation. Qantas did that for us, Qantas, which also provided flights at least as comfortable, reliable and efficient as any other airline we subsequently flew with.

So we went downstairs, got a cab (during the ride Myrna’s ESTA came through) and went home, messed up the bed, may have brought dirt in on the floors, found nothing in the fridge and the internet turned off, put some rubbish — the fake ESTAs — in the bin, and slept fitfully. Tomorrow was going to be another day.

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That sign says ‘Hollywood’.