HOT AUSTRALIA: DRY (Flinders Ranges)

I love a sunburnt country/ a land of spreading plains/ Of ragged mountain ranges,/ of droughts and flooding rains. (Thank you Dorothea. )

Two-thirds of Australia receives on average less than 350mm (14 inches) of rain a year.

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Lake Eyre: average annual rainfall 150mm, average number of days when rain falls per annum 12. Marree: average annual rainfall during the 1990s, 75mm.

We were heading in the direction of those two places. (Marree is the dot in the middle right of South Australia.) I was expecting the landscape to be dominated by dust and sand and the fiercely red rock of the Centre. Like — deleting the vegetation — on the way up or down Mt Ohlssen-Bagge (actually part of Wilpena Pound):IMG_1130.jpg

But even further north this rock bank at Arkaroola shows the remnant effects of heavy summer rains (an unusual weather event, climate change). IMG_1110.jpg

Mulga, spinifex, callitris (native pine), samphire, bluebush, various types of saltbush and cassia spread over the hill, and in the foreground are stands of the abruptly named Dead Finish. Three things, we were told, survive a drought here: euros (a species of small and congenial kangaroo), feral goats and Dead Finish. Dead Finish is a member of the acacia family and up close looks like this. IMG_1143.jpg

Adaptation it’s called.

4808832-3x2-340x227.jpgI chose the 14 inch isohyet because that’s the measure that George Goyder, South Australia’s Surveyor General in the mid-19th century used to differentiate land suitable for agriculture and, the vast majority, that likely to be subject to drought. Goyder’s Line appears below. We were travelling up and beyond that northern intrusion.

Goyders_Line_within_South_Australia.pngGoyder was one of those wise people who give you a considered and sensible view, an expert view based on evidence he’d spent nearly three years collecting — and is then ignored. He provided his report in 1865. 1866 and ’67 were unusually wet years and so prospective farmers, intoxicated by the possibilities of new ‘unclaimed’ land, planted crops well north of the line, sure that rain would follow the plough. A Trumpian maxim if ever there was one. Just nuts. 

Kanyaka Station was selected in 1852. Two years after, Hugh Proby the English aristocrat responsible, died aged 24 trying to cross the Willochra Creek in a flash flood. On his tombstone a quotation from the gospel according to Mark: Take Ye Heed, Watch and Pray: For Ye Know Not When The Time Is.

Not the time … nor what to do with this land.

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The station was sold on and that was when these buildings (the homestead) with stone walls 45cm thick were built. Cattle were replaced by sheep just in time for the 1869 drought when 20,000 starved to death. The 70 families living on the station left, but even so blocks of land were being offered here in 1879 with the suggestion that groundwater was available ‘at very moderate depths’. How many times were stories of this kind to be played out in this country?

Not that far from here European explorer Edward John Eyre, born in very damp and English Bedfordshire, stood on a high point of land looking north out over the vast salt pan he named Lake Torrens and decided so far, no further. ‘The whole was barren and arid-looking in the extreme, and as I gazed on the dismal scene before me I felt assured, I had approached the vast and dreary desert of the interior.’

He called that protuberance Mt Hopeless. This is in a great Australian naming tradition. There are several other Mt Hopelesses. Eyre himself named Mt Deception and Mt Distance. Then there’s Mt Desperation, Mt Disappointment, Mt Despair, Mt Misery (there are five of these in four states), Mt Buggery, Mt Scabby, Mt Isolation, Mt Mistake (several), Mt Failure and Mt Terrible. And that’s just the mountains — which could be expected to be majestic, invigorating! Don’t start on other natural features. I am happy to note that there is one Mt Glorious and one Mt Useful.

This is part of an ongoing story of failure to come to terms with what this country actually is and how it works. I note in passing that the Adnyamathanha, Ngajuri, Nukunu and Barngala peoples had been living here successfully for many thousands of years.

IMG_1236.jpgNot a great photo, illustrative only, but these are sheep tracks about latitude 30 degrees south, way north of where I’d say they should be. Such is the fragility of this country — at least to the predations of hooved and two-legged creatures, it is otherwise brilliantly adapted to its climate — they could be 100 years old. They could also be more recent. We did see some sheep near here.

How long does the dry Australian bush take to recover from incursions like this?

In 1855, after and as a consequence of the Eureka uprising, the Victorian government introduced the first formal traces of the White Australia Policy, a head tax of £10 on Chinese immigrants to the colony. (This was a lot; the journey from China would have cost £10-12.) So instead of landing in Victoria, the Chinese landed in South Australia. Between 1857 and 1863 for example, 16,261 Chinese males and one female landed at Robe, occasioning a walk of 500-600km to the gold fields. Others, far fewer, disembarked in Adelaide and followed a path which went through Victoria’s Little Desert. 150 years later, despite not having been used since those times (the Victorian law was soon repealed as ineffectual), the track they took through the Little Desert is still clearly visible.

That’s how long it takes. Forever.

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We flew to Adelaide and began by spending a few days there.

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This is a good photo for these reasons. It is unexpected. (Two women sitting in an unusual configuration inside an art installation at the Art Gallery of SA. The furry things on the carpet are intended to be read as rabbits. I’m pretty sure.) The very satisfying balance and level of interest of the background items. The faces of the women, directly addressed to the camera, composed and resolute, confident but not noisily so. In it. In the photo.

How they are dressed will tell you a certain amount about a) the weather and b) Adelaide, Melbourne’s doting little sister. Paul Kelly sings:

And the streets are so wide everybody’s inside
Sitting in the same chairs they were sitting in last year
(This is my town!)
All the king’s horses all the king’s men
Wouldn’t drag me back again
To Adelaide Adelaide Adelaide …

IMG_0960.jpgYeah well. I’ve spent a lot of time in Adelaide and it’s better than that, especially for a visit. 

But I know what he means about the streets.

 

 

 

We went the long way north through Clare and its vineyards, going through Yacka with its late afternoon shadows.IMG_0973.jpg

On the outskirts of Port Augusta’s excellent Arid Lands Botanical Gardens we stood where it is believed that Matthew Flinders did when he first saw the eponymous ranges. This is the top of Spencer Gulf which wanders off into the desert in a barely defined series of water holes and salt pans. Oddly, they are mangroves in the foreground.

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230px-Matthew_Flinders_watercolour_1801_a069001.jpgFlinders was 27 in 1801 when, in command of the British Naval ship Investigator, he surveyed and mapped the entire southern coast of Australia from Cape Leeuwin (the south-western ‘corner’ of WA) to Sydney. In the following two years he circumnavigated the continent in the same boat despite it leaking badly for at least half of this epic journey. They don’t make ’em like that anymore. 

He married just before he left on his first voyage intending to take his bride with him, but this was forbidden by the Admiralty. On his planned return home from Sydney his ship failed near French-controlled Mauritius. Suspecting espionage, the Governor detained him on the island. Thus it became nine years between him leaving England and seeing his wife again. IMG_0741.JPG

You will be glad to know she had remained loyal to him and within a year of his return they had a daughter. They really don’t make ’em like that anymore.

It is believed he is buried somewhere under what is now platform 15 of London’s Euston Station. He’s here in bronze, somewhat ill-used, with seagull, outside Melbourne’s St Paul’s cathedral.

Not widely known is his contribution to the naming of Australia, at the time called New South Wales (the east coast) by the English and New Holland (the west coast) by the Dutch and French. I note in passing how very little it is like either South Wales or Holland. Cartographer/ adventure writer Alexander Dalrymple had called it Terra Australis (“the Great South Land’) in a 1771 publication, but Flinders was the first to use the term ‘Australia’ (all in capitals) on a map.

‘There is no probability, that any other detached body of land, of nearly equal extent, will ever be found in a more southern latitude; the name Terra Australis will, therefore, remain descriptive of the geographical importance of this country, and of its situation on the globe: it has antiquity to recommend it; and, having no reference to either of the two claiming nations, appears to be less objectionable than any other which could have been selected. Had I permitted myself any innovation upon the original term, it would have been to convert it into Australia; as being more agreeable to the ear, and an assimilation to the names of the other great portions of the earth.’

Directly influenced by Flinders’ reasoning, Governor Macquarie recommended its use to the British Colonial Office in 1817. Hastening slowly, in 1824, several years after Macquarie had left his post, officials of the Office agreed.

But Flinders didn’t name the ranges after himself. Governor Gawler did so in 1839. Flinders referred to them only as a ‘rugged chain of mountains’. It is unlikely that the Adnyamathanha (‘mountain people’, pron. adya-mar-thayna, usually quickly like a low rumble) would have had a name for the ranges as a whole. They would have been much more particular in their interests. But in deference to their original inhabitants, they are now referred to as ‘Ikara’, Adnyamathanha for ‘meeting place’.

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Meeting place — Emily’s Bistro, Quorn. Quorn is one end of the steam train ride which will take you through the Pichi Richi Gap to Port Augusta and back again. This table was on an excursion run by a woman who, on the day, as you can imagine, was very busy. What a good woman. The guy in the hat was more a lingering presence.

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Wilpenapoundfromspacewithnotes.jpgTwo versions of Wilpena Pound. The resort where one stays is on the creek transecting the eastern wall about half way up visible in the overhead aerial photo. 
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St Mary Peak/ Ngarri Mudlanha circuit. It was an icy morning when we began the walk, about minus five, and sharp on the fingers and nose.

This is where we were heading. It is marked ‘St Mary Peak’ on the aerial photo above.

We had climbed Mt Ohlssen-Bagge (named awkwardly after a business partner of the surveyor’s! So much for local reference) the day before for a bit of acclimatisation and I had been surprised by how verdant the whole area was. Only a bit arid at this time. I was even more surprised on this morning by spending an hour or two walking through a forest of tall callitris, quite obviously on the wet side of the hill.

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img_8973-1.jpgThis was as easy as it looks, a walk in the park; but we needed to gain about 800m so the climb didn’t start too far away although its early stages were painless. Cup of tea about now and I’ve stripped off to a T-shirt by 10 o’clock. It might have got to about 22 glorious degrees.

IMG_8983.JPGAnd then it got steeper: sandstone zig-zags, loose rock, smallish grass trees, elegant little bushes with very sharp spines. This is on the way up to Tanderra (‘resting point’) Saddle, the last bit of which requires some hand climbing.

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Tracks to peaks like this one are usually constructed with a deviation round to the rear of the scarp with a climb up the tilted slabs which often provide their own interesting labyrinths. That was the case here.IMG_1080.jpg

 

 

 

And as is also usually the case, it took 20-30 minutes longer to get to the top than I thought it would. But the views were spreading out and fabulous.

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Below, some of the rim of the Pound from the Peak, with Dogs cap, cup of tea and drawing pad.IMG_1076.jpg

The ranges snake off north in paired sinuous waves. Intoxicating. The Heysen Trail, South Australia’s long distance walk, just visible in this photo, runs down the middle.IMG_1082.jpg

Back the way we came for two km before the descent onto the floor of the Pound. We’d been leap-frogging with a young couple on the way up but the girl rolled her ankle and they had decided to go back the quickest way, so we were probably on our own during this leg.

IMG_1087.jpgThick casuarina, in places growing across the track, suggested that it wasn’t heavily used and its surface of sharp broken rock the size of tennis balls suggested why, but after four or five km. we got back into another callitris forest with sand (and a couple of blisters) under foot.

 

 

A stone garden with callitris in the foreground, river red gums signalling nearby (intermittent) water in the background. Late sun, long shadows. Time to get home. Still six km or so to go.IMG_1091.jpg

This is a heavily waymarked walk — they look after you in South Australia — and we were timing our 200m sprints when we were interrupted by Hill’s Homestead and the North Wilpena Creek, almost running, which you accompany for the last few km.IMG_1094.jpg

21km, nine hours — and with an hour fooling around and eating and drinking that’s about what it took us. Myrna thinks it could be the best one-day walk she’s ever done. 

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This is a restored version of the Hill family homestead in its original location. It housed the parents and their nine children. Some of them must surely have slept outdoors. They lived here for five years before even this was built.

Colonists encountered Wilpena Pound in 1850. It was surveyed in the following year and the lease, one of the very first to be issued in this part of South Australia, was taken up that year by the Browne Brothers. The station was established by their partner, twenty-five year old Henry Price, who decided to build the homestead and station headquarters near Wilpena Creek which drains the Pound.

In 1861 Price paid £40,000, a fortune, to become sole owner and manager of the station. At the time of sale its total area was around 2,000 square kilometres (!) and it was carrying more than 17,000 sheep, and 5,000 cattle. Price built that up to more than 33,000 sheep and 4,000 cattle. But after the great drought of the mid 1860s, ‘when not one green thing was left alive’, fewer than 1,000 sheep were left and no cattle.

Owners came and, especially, went — a steady stream of failure — for the next 40 years until 1899 when the Hill family from Hawker took out a lease over the Pound, deciding to try agriculture, something never before attempted so far north. The great drought of the 1880s had proven the validity of Goyder’s Line, and Wilpena is 150km further north. But being in the shadow of some of the highest mountains of the Flinders Ranges, rainfall in the Pound is a little higher.

There is a series of information plaques near the homestead of which my memory is imperfect, but I remember these things.

The conditions the government attached to their lease meant that they were required to run 120,000 sheep on their holding. Insane. But they did, until hit by another drought at the end of which they had fewer than 2,000 left. That was when they decided to turn their hand to wheat. You can still see the area they cleared for this purpose.

But then, besides getting supplies in — they had a struggling vegetable garden, but every other single thing — they had to get their crop to market and the only feasible point of access was along the creek. They spent 11 months constructing a road, a ‘corduroy’ track consisting of logs laid perpendicular to its direction. But they had to get up and over a huge tilted rock slab, called ‘Sliding Rock’ today, which they did by drilling holes and binding their logs to heavy steel pins driven into those holes.

This may be one of those stories — but when they got their wheat to Adelaide (via ship from Port Augusta, after 300km by horse and cart from the Pound), it was believed to be of exceptional quality and some of the best ever produced in the colony.

1912 and 1913 were drought years, but they still managed to get some harvest. Then on Christmas Day 1914 — and I do remember this from the plaques — huge dark clouds gathered and the Pound received rainfall such as European settlers had never experienced. The deluge exited the Pound through the creek gorge and completely destroyed every part of the road they had spent the best part of a year building.

The family left very soon after. For keeps. I wonder how long the discussion went before that decision was made.

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old-trucks.pngJust thinking about this has brought back a sharp memory from the distant past when I was working pickling wheat near Beulah in the Victorian Mallee region.

‘Pickling wheat’ at that time, about 45 years ago, meant driving around a war surplus 1940s Chev truck with a Heath Robinson contraption on its back. (That is actually them at left, a pic stolen from the history section of Hannaford’s website. You can find anything on the net.)

You started the machine by hauling on a huge leather belt to turn the stationary engine over. Advanced farmers would pipe the wheat into the hopper through an auger then out the other end straight into a silo, but when I was pickling most farmers would bag in-bag out. You could do about 300 bags on a good day. I developed a huge callus on my right knee from humping bags. And dreaded doing barley. There was no option but to burn or throw away your clothes after 50 bags of barley. The prickling was unbearable.

The process would get rid of chaff, stones and dirt so the seed would run smoothly down the drills when it came to planting. The remaining seed was also covered in ‘pickle’, a dust of copper phosphate as standard, mercury if they wanted to pay more, to keep out rodents, bugs and a number of diseases. Lord knows how much mercury I inhaled. It wasn’t really an Occ health and safety type of job, but for an impecunious student it was very lucrative.

But the point, the point. A company called Hannaford’s, still going, had a monopoly on this process. Their picklers — they preferred young Methodists, and theological students if possible — would be assigned a region where they would do all the farms. I did Murtoa, Beulah and Minyip — all pretty close to the Goyder Line which actually runs through Beulah. It had been a good year, but regardless of what you’ve harvested you still need seed.

The deal was ‘the pickler’ would stay with the farmer where he finished for the day — and this was a sort of highlight for all concerned. In the month or so it took to do a region, ‘the pickler’ would become a figure in the community. I slept in a canopied four-poster bed with silk sheets; I slept in an overturned dunny on a horse hair mattress. Dinner was often a feast, but at least one night it was half a slab of beer. More if you wanted it.

I was 40km or so west of Beulah heading towards the Big Desert country working for two bachelor brothers. They had state of the art machinery and an amazing machinery shed with a full concrete floor in which absolutely any farm engineering task could be accomplished. We finished their wheat, augered from memory, and they carted me off to cut out a sheep and kill it. It was skun and hung for mmm maybe half an hour. The legs were butchered off and cooked in an open fire — which was their kitchen. Quite well-equipped, but most definitely outdoors. That was dinner.

I had mistaken their house for a small derelict wooden shed. They turned out to be one and the same. The boys slept in swags under a nearby tree, and that night I slept in the house in a double bed shared with their 80 year-old mother. I encountered her for the first time as she clambered in. During the course of the night neither of us was molested.

The old days are still pretty current some places.

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When you go to the Flinders Ranges you are well advised to keep travelling north to the Gammon and Northern Ranges. It’ll be a dirt road and you won’t have it all to yourself.IMG_1111.jpg

But it’s worth it. It’s another sort of country, a geological wonderland. The southern ranges are folded sedimentary layers — the Pound just happened that way, large dimension folding. The northern ranges are all sorts. 

The Arkaroola Protection Area, our destination, is the first place radium-rich minerals were discovered in Australia. The overlying layers of sandstone, siltstone and granites are about 1600 million years old making them a billion years older than much of the rest of the rock in the Flinders Ranges. (Ah we toss these terms around as though they are imaginable …) These rocks were impregnated with uranium and thorium. About 440 million years ago (Ma) as these elements decayed they heated the 12km thick rock blanket until it fractured and in sections melted. This happened again around 299 Ma which produced an enormous geyser explosion. These events and their consequences are unique to the area and have left behind an astonishing array of exotic but readily accessible minerals (so to speak). 

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The camera’s auto controls have taken some of the sting out of it, but this patch of rock was fluorescing so vehemently it was hard to look at in the sunlight without sunglasses.

The ‘township’ of Arkaroola (below) with Griselda Hill immediately behind, has no stable population. IMG_1121.jpg

Even the longer term inhabitants leave in the summer. You see tourists mainly, but first European interest was geological and the settlement retains a scientific flavour. There are two astronomical observatories, a stone wall built to mirror the actual geological form and makeup of its location, and a ‘gem chamber’ with a roof open so that the sun can shine in on the collection of crystals and other rock stars of the mineral world. Above the urinal in the restaurant is a colour chart so that you can assess your degree of dehydration.

I like all that, the assumption you take an intelligent interest in where you are — 610 square kilometres of wilderness sanctuary. 

Like further south, the area’s first people are the Adnyamathanha. One of their dreamtime or creation stories says that Arkaroo, a mythical monster, drank Lake Frome dry. He then crawled up into the mountains. When he urinated he created the waterholes that are a feature of the area. His movement over the land created Arkaroola Creek. (A poor photo of a rendering of this story on a cave wall.)Unknown.jpeg

Edward Eyre (in 1840) and George Goyder (1857) were the first Europeans to get this far north. From 1860 to 1863 there was a small failed settlement nearby, at the Yudnamutana copper mine. Drought drove the miners out. Settlement didn’t occur again until 1903, after rubies and sapphires were discovered. In 1910 a copper smelter was built at Yudnamutana and later uranium was discovered nearby by Sir Douglas Mawson, more famous for his explorations in the Antarctic.

The land was always marginal and projects failed quickly. Uranium exploration persisted sporadically and led to the development of a relatively good road in by optimistic companies. In 1935 the Arkaroola property was fenced and an eradication program begun to get rid of the feral donkeys, camels and goats which had done enormous damage to the environment. 

Unknown.jpegIts contemporary history begins with geologist Reg and Griselda Sprigg (at left with son Doug who still shares the running of the place) purchasing the pastoral lease in 1968. A student of Mawson’s at Adelaide University, Reg had first come to the area on a final year field trip. 

After Sprigg had established himself as one of the world’s pre-eminent geologists and had set up his own consulting geological and geophysical companies — involved with Santos, Cooper Basin, Moomba Gas Fields, mining uranium, nickel, copper, petroleum — and, in short, made a lot of money, Mawson asked his former student to do what he could to protect the area, which he thought was the world’s greatest open-air museum of geological history.

When the Arkaroola pastoral lease came up for sale in 1967 Sprigg tried to persuade the SA Govt to purchase the property and declare it a National Park. But they felt it too remote, and finally said if he felt so strongly about it he should buy it himself — which he and his wife Griselda did in 1968. Reg decided it best to open it up to tourists and use the profits to fund environmental projects. As it turned out the Government had been correct. It was a long way for visitors to come, and they came in small numbers. So most of the funding for buildings, tracks, other infrastructure and conservation came from the Sprigg family.

47 years on, the native flora and fauna are in excellent health and the majority of the property remains weed free. One species under threat was yellow-footed rock wallabies. We saw dozens of them, most elegant creatures.IMG_1184.jpg

Just before we were there Arkaroola had been visited by representatives of the World Heritage Commission. It was whispered that their off-the-record briefing suggested that the WHC could never hope to be as well-versed about the property as the incumbents and would simply be intrusive and a nuisance. It would be better looked after with the present regime maintained.

It has three zones: the Mawson Plateau Wilderness Zone (no tracks/no vehicle access); the Ridgetop Zone (one track only with locked gates; used only by Arkaroola vehicles), and the Multi-use Zone. Walkers have access to the whole property. And we walked through this amazing country.
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We did three half-day walks which could be hooked up. Mawson Valley/ Spriggina provides a useful introduction. Flora, fauna, geology — wonderful. img_1133.jpg

You can see clumps of spinifex on the incline to the right of the track. Sturt’s Desert Rose at left.
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We followed this with a walk along Acacia Ridge full of glorious views, the buildings of the resort at mid-left.IMG_1200.jpg

But the best walk was Barraranna Gorge: IMG_1158.jpgweird rock strata, IMG_1161.jpgtillite (‘foreign’ rocks as big as a football embedded in the background material)IMG_1168.jpg and dramatic rock pools in sumptuously coloured settings.IMG_1178.jpg

You need to go on the Ridge Top Tour which provides AWD access to one of the sections of the preserve otherwise off limits. And what ride it is. When you don’t think you’re going to tip off the track you are aware of this heart-palpitating scenery. The highlight, and furthest point, is Siller’s Lookout. Access to it looks like this.sillers_peak.jpg

And yes there was another vehicle up there, the usual tour ‘bus’ with a cracked differential housing. The plan was to drain and flush the differential and then weld the crack sufficiently to get the truck back. Not a job I’d like. Myrna preferred to walk as I tried to take a photo of what it felt like.IMG_1228.jpg

We might have been paying for thrills and spills but we got as well a very fine lecture on the history and geology of the area and views like this. Broken Hill is about 400km somewhere over there.

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Copley is where you get back on the bitumen, but Leigh Creek is only five km away.

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Unknown.jpegLeigh Creek is a government-owned town on the edge of the desert (annual average rainfall: 205 mm). It is for sale as its original purpose, to house the workers and their families who provided the labour force for the Leigh Creek open cut coal mine 22 km north of the town, ceased to exist when the mine was closed in 2015. At the time Leigh Creek was a ‘modern’ (I quote) mining town with a ‘modern’ shopping centre, a series of neat ‘modern’ roads and small, attractive plots of land on which standard ‘modern’ houses had been built. (Nothing is ‘modern’ these days. ‘Modern’ has come to mean slightly outmoded.)

And there it is, just plonked by the side of the Outback Highway with its lush green oval and its big school and its shopping centre and its population of 125, down from 2500 at its peak in 1987.

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Leigh Creek Area School (pictured, with lone student), 560km north of Adelaide, is in the hot arid zone of South Australia’s northern Flinders Ranges. Our students come from Nepabunna, Iga Warta, Copley, Lyndhurst, Beltana, Leigh Creek and station properties. That’s how Leigh Creek’s entry on the MySchool website begins.

It goes on: The closure of the mine and reduced numbers have taken an emotional toll on students, staff and community. The grieving process continues as, on a daily basis, people are losing friends and services within the town. On top of this families are dealing with job losses, unemployment and uncertainty about the future and how to make transitions. The site improvement plan placed an emphasis on improving student well-being. As the year has progressed we have also worked towards development of improved social skills that enable students to build new social groups as old ones disintegrate. Our aim has been to keep the school as a secure part of students’ lives and of the town.

What will happen here? Who will want to teach in a school in such obvious decline (and not of its own making). 96% of families in the bottom SES quartile, just under 50% Aboriginal: they’re not the reasons why it’s in decline but they are additional reasons why it might be very hard work.

map.jpgMost of the current working population is engaged in the recovery and rehabilitation of the mine site. One aspect of this process is to diminish the prospect of spontaneous combustion. (!) 

This photo from the official closure document  illustrates the relative sizes of the mine and the township. Also pictured bottom left looking like small black snake is Lake Aroona which was disappearing not just because of the minimal rainfall but the silting occurring as a result of the degradation of its surrounds.

This has now been managed and improved to the point where it has become a model for other reclamation processes.

The closure of the mine is not a concern for grief. Originally its purpose was to make South Australia self-sufficient in energy production, but the coal was of such poor quality that the plant where it was burnt in Port Augusta had to be specially modified to accommodate its inadequacy. Massive new solar farms are being built in hot and dry South Australia and this site itself is being tested for possible methane production.

We come. We go. And then there is what we leave behind …

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Finally, a few words from Don Watson’s book ‘The Bush’ (which should be learnt by heart by every Australian child):

Close, even cursory, examination might reveal that the bush is not a dangerous neurotic, that drought and all the other defects in the country are really defects in our thinking, and even that mateship, which is built and exercised less on our love of the bush than our fight with it, is half humbug and baloney. In this case our mental slate will be that much cleaner. While we’re at it, we might as well own up to the carnage: a bit of truth and reconciliation will help us to grow up. Then, denatured though we are, we might work out what we owe the bush, what we want from it, and what is reasonable to ask from it. It’s not just food and wealth, marketing icons, and movies about bush-nurtured sociopaths and felons: we need to do more than leverage our vast and marvellous estate. Much better to know it and ourselves.IMG_1238.jpg

Where I live: People

A couple of  photos I like of people in the hood. The story which follows has a point.

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2014-08-08 22.45.41.jpg(At left) The Tiges had just pantsed the Bombers. Could this photo have been taken in Leeds or Barcelona or Trieste? Halves of a couple happy to display their very different affiliations but equally happy to snuggle up after the game? (As it happens he was a barista at The Auction Rooms which I didn’t notice when I took the photo.)

That’s not an oddity; that’s the footy. The separate cheer squads sit apart but we don’t have to segregate supporters in the crowd. Families as well as groups of friends sitting together often have divided loyalties. That’s one of the reasons I like the big photo. We’re off to a pre-season game at Docklands. The shadows are fun, and number 3 could be Chrissy Grant or Ted Whitten as well as Mitch Wallis; but the sun and the one-arm hug somehow suggest good will, amiability.

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Three o’clock in the arvo. Outside Sosta. Do you mind if I take your photo I said? They said, because they would, what’s it for? I said I dunno. You just look like you should: products of Maurice’s cooking and great wine.

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Did I mention it’s urban? Did I mention there are very large expanses of asphalt and concrete? And that sometimes it’s jammed up with cars? Did I mention the mix of people who live here? Yeah I thought so. (The wooden step is good.)

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Primers. A gym class for people aged 60 and above in the North Melbourne Football Club gym. Just about to get started. A very fine way to become/ stay flexible, strong and straight. A remarkably homogenous group which provides fertile ground for making new friends. Great parties.

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It was one of those minor domestic crises that leave you howling for mercy.

I’d done some shopping up in Errol St and thought I’d just get one of those great sausage rolls that have that intangible but distinct lean to the Asian from Snax. Sat eating it on the step in front of the ANZ Bank and went home. But I couldn’t get in. IMG_0805.JPGMy house key along with my credit and other cards, my money, my licence, my phone, my specs, my notebook and my pen were all in a small leather bag (at left) that I must have left somewhere.

Shocking moment. Shocking shocking shocking. It’s not Japan. It will have been taken for sure. Before I left I noticed a beggar setting up just where I’d been. But I could have left it maybe somewhere else. In the shop? Over the road at Andrew the optometrists? It’s not the value of the stuff, not the financial value of it anyway; it’s the incredible inconvenience of replacing it all.

I started running back but soon realised that wouldn’t do any good, phoned Myrna to see if she was still up the street, and she was about as far away as I was. Tried Snax and had a lot of trouble getting the idea of a leather manbag across; but clearly they didn’t have it. Went to the bank. Maybe someone had handed it in.

Inside it seemed like everyone knew about it. An older woman was sitting waiting for service and she had lot to say. ‘A man brought it in, and he tried to give it to the guard just to look after. This man (pointing decisively and angrily at the senior bank officer) said no, we don’t do that. They were just so unhelpful. Did nothing. So the man who brought it in said he’d take it to the police.’ She was disgusted. The bank officer was offensively defensive. ‘We don’t take anything like that. It’s not our business, mate. We have security concerns here.’ Thanks mate. Beauty. Unhelpful, officious, useless.

Which man took it? Someone else piped up. ‘A black man with’  — what sounded like — ‘a floral shirt’. A black man. With a floral shirt. Oh well. What do you mean, a black man? ‘Black.’ And what did he say he was going to do? ‘Take it to the police station.’ Which police station? ‘The police station.’ North Melbourne? ‘I don’t know …’ 

I had started thinking about how I was going to cancel all the cards and what else was required. Hopeless. Distressing. Myrna suggested ringing the North Melbourne police station.

I was Googling the number when three ‘black’ girls surged out of the bank. ‘It was Goulled’, one said. ‘Goulled. He’s married to my cousin.’ Then these three charming, helpful and generous young African Australians from Mt Alexander Secondary College, a school people like to turn their nose up at because it has more than its fair share of African Australians, gave us the number of their cousin and tried to ring her. That failed. She was at work. But at least we had a lead. And some warm sympathy.

IMG_0641 (1).jpgSnax, the ANZ bank, even the Barber’s Saloon, at the corner I didn’t get across.

I thought we might hasten to the North Melbourne cops to see what was happening there. Before we’d even crossed Queensberry St this ute pulled into the corner with this grinning face, certainly black, above a fluoro, not floral, jacket calling out. ‘David’. I stuck my head in the window. ‘Hi. I’m Goulled. I found your bag. I found your address and have taken it to your neighbour.’ Goulled. Phew! What a champ. He gave me the most engaging of smiles. ‘South Sudanese?’ I asked. ‘Somali’, he said. ‘The best.’ 

20170517_173238_resized (1).jpgWe gave each other a fist bump and I trotted home to find Davey Boy Scales, neighbour extraordinaire, walking Ziggy the dog. ‘Dave. Dave’, he said as he often does. ‘You don’t know what’s happened, do you?’ ‘I do actually’, I said. ‘You’ve got my bag.’

(Dave and Jacquie at left, actually in the Deep South of the US of A. They insisted on inclusion. He doesn’t usually look like that.)

Goulled. ‘Like Goodlad’, he said. So much like a good lad. Not just honest as the day is long, but smart, efficient, and with great follow through.

Who are the good guys in this story?

 

 

 

 

 

Where I Live: Commerce

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We don’t always have the same quality of decorative cloud and the shadow suggests early-ish in the morning, but that’s essentially right. You can glimpse the grand heritage Municipal Buildings on the left and the hodge-podge on the right. It also offers a minor puzzle. While it’s not always like this, despite being one kilometre from the edge of the hurly burly of the central business district, two from Fed Square, it’s quiet. You need to keep your eye out for 57 trams trundling through, but you can just amble across the street and that’s what most people do, following their noses with few constraints.

i.chzbgr1.jpg‘Desire lines’ are a world-wide phenomenon, but only academics and novelists looking for an easy title call them ‘desire lines’. Cow paths, goat tracks, wombat pads, social trails, kemonomichi (beast trails), chemins de l’âne (donkey paths), Olifantenpad (elephant trails) or, my preference, hoon tracks. They can be found all over the world scarring pristine lawns and worming through bush. The track for Mt Oberon at Wilson’s Promontory is a fine example: formal zig zag going up, unruly cannonball coming down. They appear anywhere people want to walk  — wherever, whenever, however. Some view them as evidence of pedestrians’ anarchic inability or unwillingness to do as they’re told. Others believe that they are clear indicators of design flaws in the constructed environment which should be more attentive to human wishes and requirements. This has significant consequences for the geography of commerce.

From the evidence in the photo above very urban North Melbourne’s shopping centre could be in a country town. There is, however, at least one major point of difference.

Coffee. 

Within 200m. of the location of the camera taking that photo there are 15 shops serving and selling espresso coffee. No. Wrong. I’ve forgotten Queensberry Street: Lulu’s, French Quarter, ElCeed, 20 and 6. And of course Di Bella’s round in Leveson. That’s 20. Saluministi. Is that still going? Not sure. But a lot. Each with its own clientele and style.

This is very much a matter of opinion but I’d say Fandango for the wraps, Errol’s outside for perfectly satisfactory coffee, the passing parade (along with a cloud of cigarette smoke) and being open 365 days a year, Di Bella’s for seriousness of purpose and their chips. The Auction Rooms draws the crowds. It is a staple of media lists of ‘Melbourne’s 10 best coffee shops’ (from a densely crowded field, 2385 in the CBD alone in 2016),IMG_0812 (1).jpg and deservedly so. The food is consistently interesting and excellent, the coffee fine, the service prompt and friendly. IMG_0809 (1).jpg

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Featured here are the magic fingers of a senior executive from the Findlay Films organization, but as well, aujourd’hui nous avons pour votre plaisir: Corned beef brisket + hash: shredded cabbage + leak, poached egg, pita bread, Sriracha hollandaise 20.5; along with Braised Wagyu meatball sub-roll; fior de latte cheese, napoli sauce, polenta chips, jalapeño aoli 20. Washed down with a glass of Fighting Gully Road Aquila you’d be a curmudgeon to complain.

Asian girls with Canon EOS80D’s love The Auction Rooms and go ape over a spread like this. But Kurt won’t eat here. Too pretentious. I think it was almond milk that did the final damage.

But while The Auction Rooms may have the fancy food, Trutrack has got Sam. 20170420_065710.png

This is a photo of himself that Sam likes: mmm what? slightly goofy philosopher? But he usually looks more like this: the big sparkly grin is as good as a signature. Cute as … well, cute as he actually is.IMG_0921.jpg

The photo to the left includes his brother and his dad. Sam is on the right with, he says, ‘yeah cannelloni in the hair’ (for the curls). He’s probably been a naughty boy in his day, too much cheek for the formalities of schooling for example, wanting to get out into the world and taste its flavours. Years ago he made a mess of himself on a motor bike, ‘smashed everything’, even so he’s now a compact ball of genial muscle as well as a serious and thoughtful student of human behaviour. 

We love Sam. All his customers love Sam. After rolling his eyes over the ever declining margins he says: ‘It’s the people that get me out of bed. I love ’em although there’s the arseholes too that drive me mad. But sometimes people just appreciate what you’re doing. When that happens it’s magic. Magic.’ And so it is. At Trutrack the interface between the management and the custom has exactly the right degree of fluidity. It’s transparent, and what you are looking at is a desire to strike just the right note of hospitality — warm, open, but not intrusive. 

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We went there originally because it’s the closest coffee shop to our place, but it has it’s own particular fragrance. Trutrack? Wheel alignment of course. The cafe is a corner cut off one of the many car mechanics shops that populate this part of North Melbourne. Ralphy, Sam’s forever mate who runs the mechanicals, would like me to add FLASH (‘prestige’) cars: Bentleys, Rollers, imported Chevs, hot rods, antiques and Mustangs like the one out the front in the photo above. This is Ralphy out the back.IMG_0853.jpg

After ten years working round the fringes of the electrical trades, Sam joined Ralph, a couple of Sicilian boys, at Trutrack. The cafe came a few years after.

‘The customers would come in, we had a percolator over in one corner. They’d sit around, a bit of banter, chat away, and we thought why not do it properly? Three things I was always interested in: coffee, hairdressing and menswear. I got stuck at the coffee.

‘We shaved the concrete and epoxied the floor, did it up and there it it was.’ On a boat full of migrants coming out from Sicily, Sam, aged three, got lost. He was found two decks up in the ship’s night club with a bar that glowed orange with which he was transfixed. This explains the main decorative feature of Trutrack, a spectacle of lit orange fibre glass.

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This window goes through to the back. A hotrod with a luminescent, and lurid, pink paint job is on the hoist. Kara is making coffee. An artist from Northern California, she has contributed  a big chalk drawing of Sam’s mum on a Vespa to the decoration of Trutrack. She’s gone now, and is much missed, but that’s how staff works in North Melbourne’s coffee shops. Churn, roll over, a new bunch — students, backpackers, the casualised workforce. Sam trains them and then off they go. ‘I’ve got to teach them my vision for the place. Some of them get it. I hate saying goodbye to good staff. Over the years a lot of them have touched my heart.’ Sam says things like that, and without varnish or qualification they are true.

After 17 years he thinks it’s getting harder. ‘Outgoings. They just kill ya. This street, all round this area, used to be full of small businesses, printers, engineers, badge makers down the street. So they’d come here for meetings. White collar stuff. But the street is all changed. You think you’re going to get more business out of all these units going up, but  the people who live in them don’t eat breakfast or not with me anyway, they’re not round here during the day and by the time they come home I’m closed. Same with all the businesses in this area.’

IMG_8616.JPGSo now it’s North Melbourne footballers (at left) and the Regulars. ‘I’ve got people who come here from Tullamarine (half an hour away) to have their coffee.’ And we come and Robert and the boys on their bikes and the people from the hairdresser’s over the road. They all come. The tailor pops in, still mobile at a very advanced age.  And we all come by choice, not happenstance. As well as his livelihood we’re his friends.

It’s a narrative that runs on, a dependable narrative that you don’t want to finish because your expectations and your view of how you want to live would be interrupted. It mightn’t be good for business but it’s great for life.

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When I was a worker, dry cleaning of men’s clothes was a weekly matter. In North Melbourne I began with the ‘Happy Hanger’ but they always came back smelling just too mercilessly of dry cleaning-ness. Went round the corner into Victoria St and for years went to ‘Lyn’ because the delightful Thai proprietress was so cheerful and friendly and there was a parking spot at the door. The dry cleaning, sent out, was just fair. Then one day I got my trousers back and they were in exactly the same condition as I had delivered them. Untouched by any sort of hand and, although my heart was troubled, I moved up to the ladies at BrownGouge which takes you to a part of the street to which you otherwise would not go.

IMG_0878.jpgPast the TAB, a manicurist, a supplier of dog grooming needs, a Subway (with associated smell), an Indian takeaway and something called The Academy inside which anything could be going on. You don’t have to tiptoe past, but you won’t be rushed off your feet. You’ve gone round the corner you see. You’ve left the mainstream of life.

Down one end of Errol there’s a busy IGA supermarket. Over the years, it has gone Indian and this is not to its disadvantage. Indian plus a ragged Skip who Myrna once taught, and my Greek mate who got in narrow-size Gladwrap when I asked him to. Fruit and veg: good. Maybe as good as the market and it doesn’t take you forever to look. Back the other way there’s a Foodworks. I have a view that the Foodworks is better for cleaning goods on the basis that they sell packets of thick sponges, but it’s better for nothing else and I don’t know who shops there. Isolates perhaps. Plus it’s a living exemplar of issues related to the sale of fresh fruit and vegetables. Unless there’s a big turnover you just can’t do it. It’s a downward spiral, one which ends, I hope, fruitfully. But, bang! It’s round the corner in Queensberry you understand. Bang!! Location, not ripeness, is all.

IMG_0868.jpgMaurice knows this. Maurice knows the street.

He’s the cultural centerpiece and working machinery of The Barber’s Saloon, North Melbourne — a very superior hairdresser. He started working here 21 years ago because his uncle Phonse needed a hand. He’d previously been cutting women’s hair in high end salons. Maurie lives down the bay — it takes him an hour to get to work, he listens to the radio — with his wife and two lovely daughters who conspire to keep him poor. Because that’s what wives and daughters do in the world of barbershops of this vintage, although interestingly enough about five or six years ago the lad mags disappeared from the reading material.

You don’t need reading material because Maurie will tell you what’s on his mind. None of this ‘How’s your day been?’ rubbish, just straight into a blow-by-blow of a dud job by a plumber or the perils of parking out the back. What’s on Maurie’s mind is not predictable but it often relates to the recently observed foibles of humankind. It could be advice about a trip to Bali, issues of television reception, the latest rent rises, his own delightfully tangential take on what’s going wrong at Collingwood, management of adolescents’ mobile phone ownership and the cunning with which his older daughter has approached this issue (among others). ‘Too smart for me Davey. She just goes to her granma — Christmas this is — and says this is what I want. Next thing you know she’s got this new iPhone 15 or whatever, and it’s a better phone than mine. Than mine! I’m supposed to be her dad! And sure you get the phone, but who pays the bills? Maurie does. Know what I mean?’ (It’s not a question.)

Recently I was apologetic about being sweaty and smelly. I’d just come from the gym. ‘Nah Davey. That’s not an issue, and anyway you’re not too bad. What is an issue it’s the tradies who come in here with concrete dust in their hair. Their hair!! You hear it grinding the clippers and it’s too late by then. Whaddya gunna say? No more haircut? Who says that? And then you know what? You put some water on it, and what have you got, concrete and water. Cement head …’ There would be more but he’s finished with me. The talced brush has had its requisite number of outings. ‘There. That’s a haircut. That’s why you come in. You didn’t think you needed one and look at that. Much better. You haven’t got much on top Davey and it looks a lot better if it’s short.’

Maurie knows the street. He has theorised it, and it’s worth listening.

‘It’s pumping on this side [of Errol St, in the main block, west side], Davey, Pumping.
Other side, dead. Dead. Stone dead. In the sun, in the shade, doesn’t matter. People shop on this side of the street.’

And the shops in the Municipal Heritage buildings? ‘These beautiful shops over the other side. They’ve got 14 foot ceilings, open fireplaces. But they’re dark and cold you know, all year round but in winter especially. Even in summer facing west. You could put a KFC over there and still no one would come. Except you couldn’t, because you couldn’t put an industrial kitchen in there. They wouldn’t let you. See what I mean? All heritage. Can’t do a thing to ‘em. When there was a newsagent over there, one time they wanted to put air con in to keep them warmer in winter. Had to go right through the building to the back and it’s about 40 metres, way way back. They’re long blocks those ones. And you’ve got to put pipes in, and they’re not going to let you Davey. No way. The Council owns the building so no changes, and no sub-letting either.

‘And over there, what are you going to do? Go to the library? How many people do that? The physio? How many people at a time do you have in there? I never see anyone going in there. And next door who wants boots at 450 bucks a pair? You don’t. I don’t. There is no way. And that restaurant … It’s the third lot in there in two years. They just can’t make a go of it.

‘Then you go round the corner [left, towards the city] into Victoria Street … just give it away. There’s parking. It doesn’t matter. Anything. You can not make it work. Rubira’s was there right? Went into that big building that keeps turning over. They’ve got another restaurant in Port Melbourne. You have to queue round the block to get in. It’s two storeys and packed every night. Come here, went broke in a year. Someone else had a go — I forget the name — what happens? Dead. Dead. They can’t do it. People. Just. Won’t. Come.

‘This side it’s all mix and match. Some people paint the shops themselves. That one’s got gold decoration, this one is red and blue, tiles, whatever. Might be falling apart like this joint. But this is where the people come. The Hot Poppy up the end, it’s like hippy stuff. BUT he owns the Hot Poppy and the wine bar next door and the pizza joint next to that so he can put tables right along the street, and it’s cold and not comfortable. But it’s swarming with customers. Over the other side you offer couches and open fires so you can be comfortable. Do you cross the street. No you don’t. Why Davey? I don’t know.’Screen Shot 2017-05-23 at 4.03.52 pm.png

Maurie’s street: pumping on the west side, The Auction Rooms exerting a pull on the other side of Queensberry, the IGA making things happen down the Victoria St end on the other side. Amiconi (an Italian restaurant — ‘buddies’, ‘mates’ — which hums in winter) just keeping things ticking over on the south side of Victoria. But you turn those corners, ‘and, bang you’re dead. Dead.’

Why? Maurie is being disingenuous. He has theorised it.
IMG_0733.JPGThe Municipal buildings are grand but not welcoming and their tenants restricted in what they can do to them. (That doesn’t explain that restaurant that has never worked in the 15 years. Maybe it’s just waiting for the right tenant to come along. Maybe.)

But what Maurie knows is that most of us want to be part of the passing parade. I want to do what everyone else does. I want to go where the action is. I want to be caught up in the busyness, be a part of common humanity. My desire lines are set, and they might go along the eastern side of Errol St on the way home from the IGA but, except to see my mate Andrew the Optometrist and Linny his superstar sidekick, I don’t go in. My hoon track will take me past, round the corner, down a block and across the road to Sam’s. And that is Just. How. It. Is. And I don’t want that to be interrupted by changes, at least ones that I haven’t instigated.

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Although the traders may tell you otherwise, lack of custom doesn’t seem to be a problem at the market. Besides the regulars, it’s a tourist attraction. 58% of all international visitors to Melbourne go there, a higher proportion than any other of the city’s ‘attractions’.

f1fc1fd76b69fa83a0d1b2486e21b7c5.jpegNot in doubt is the fact that it’s big: 17 acres (7 hectares), the largest open air market in the southern hemisphere. (Nothing in Tierra del Fuego can touch it.) For that reason, novices or even irregulars will be tempted to buy far more than is a good idea. I speak from personal experience.
032_100_queenvic02.jpgHowever we’re now regulars. It’s a ten-minute walk from home, and we have a track (yes, a ‘desire line’ more than decade old now) that takes us to Coffea for initial fortification, Nut Trek for dried fruit, nuts and buckwheat, Caiafa’s for bread, assorted goodies (although you get your corn loaves elsewhere) and a quick review of the fortunes of the Tigers and the politics of the market, The Chicken Pantry for chooks and eggs. It used to be Steve’s The Epicurean for cheese, olives and cold meat but we’ve had to think about that now he’s sold up. IMG_0734.JPG
His brother is still on the opposite corner and might be better. The Very Expensive Place for steak for special occasions; the Eye-Wateringly Expensive Place for steak only for viewing. Stunned. The Chinese opposite for sausages, although the British Continental up the other aisle can be good. Fish from the top corner — less chat, more action. A tour of the organic fruit and vegies just to see what’s good at the moment. Tomatoes, white cucumbers and Victorian asparagus from the Tomato Palace, but for most fruit and vegetables we end up at Chinn’s. 

‘Toorak’, George Chinn says it’s called — the aisle that runs down the middle of Shed H connecting the main traffic coming in off the Queen St plaza with the ‘Dairy Produce Hall’. (What part of a cow do spinach boreks come from I wonder?) It’s where all the action is. It’s where people stand in clumps in the middle and take photos of themselves with selfie sticks or absently meander trailing shopping trolleys behind them. 

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I had seen a photo of him (at left) in some protest literature and we were talking about what was going to happen to the market. I’m pretty sure he was talking about the impossibility of removing and replacing the rivets that currently hold the iron girders of the sheds together, that and the exposure to lead paint that was likely to occur. We were talking about how long he’d been working at the market (70 years!) and he happened to mention that he arrived in Australia on Boxing Day 1945. Boxing Day 1945! And, what did you say?! On an aircraft carrier? Whaaat? How on earth had that happened? I thought I’d like to find out.

One of the reasons we started shopping at Chinn’s was its convenience to our route. Kingston’s smile and constant good cheer was another reason, but I think my attention was caught as it sometimes is by turning round to hear this broad Australian accent coming out of an Asian mouth. Delightfully incongruous, or actually incongruently delightful.

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George, with Kingston topping onions and grinning as always. Boxing Day 1945? That’s just a couple of months after the war had finished. ‘Oh yeah, I know. We arrived on the aircraft carrier ‘Vendetta’. It took us two weeks from Hong Kong.’ But how on earth was that arranged? Migration didn’t really get underway till the ’50s. The White Australia Policy was still in place. ‘I was born in Hong Kong and I was eight when we left, but my parents were coming home. They worked for the government.’ Which government? ‘Oh the Australian government of course. My grandfather came to Australia round 1860.’ It’s so easy sometimes to make assumptions.

From some written information George gave me: 

Maa Mon Chinn (1846-18 May 1923) was a highly respected clan headman, storekeeper and tinminer who lived in Weldborough, in Tasmania’s north east, for most of his life. Weldborough was one of the centres of a community of over 700 Chinese miners who worked the tin fields along the valley of the old Ringarooma River, from the 1870s to the 1910s. He came to Tasmania from Guangdong province with his father, and older brother, Maa Pahn, in his mid-teens. They were among the first Chinese to emigrate to Tasmania. The father died in Weldborough (believed to have been murdered on his way to Morina), and was initially buried there. Later Maa Pahn returned to China and took his father’s bones back with him to be reburied in the family’s village.

Lula Kow Yonn (aka Lula Mak) (1870-1951) migrated directly from Guangdong to Weldborough in 1886, at the age of 16, betrothed to marry Maa Mon Chinn, then 40 years old. Over the next 22 years, they had a family of seven sons and four daughters. As tin-mining declined, most of the family migrated to Melbourne in the 1910s, where the middle and younger sons developed a fruit and vegetable wholesaling business in Little Bourke Street. Although the family name was Maa, they adopted Chinn as their English surname.

The family lived in the former Munster Arms Hotel, at 104-106 Little Bourke Street, behind Her Majesty’s Theatre. Partly because of the size of their building, with its many rooms, and partly because of the community spirit of the fourth son, Frank, the Chinn household became a central focus for community activity in Chinatown from the 1920s to the 1960s. Meetings, table tennis games and small parties and dances were held there.

At age eight George’s family lived in the inner city and, getting up at 5am or before, he sold papers. This thing about work, what’s that about? ‘I didn’t want to stay home. I wanted to be out in the mix of things. Be a part of what was happening in the world.’

His family moved to Franklin St (very near the market where he still lives) and bought property in Peel St (one of the market’s boundaries) where a whole community of Chinese Australians lived. ‘Old uncles running the wholesale market that used to be here. They had a saying: “In Australia you walk out your front door into a gold mine.” I’ve watched a whole cycle go through the market: Chinese to Italian to Greeks to Maltese and others, now back to Chinese again.

George trained as a mechanical engineer and worked for the State Electricity Commission. ‘But my family had had a stand at the market since 1932, horse and cart days, and I started working at the market when I was at primary school [aged 10, and yes, 70 years ago!]. Those early mornings, or late, I’d be sound asleep on the cart and the horse would find its own way home. When I was at the SEC office in King St I could still work at the market before work.

‘When Newport [an SEC power station] closed down I bought a sandwich bar in Franklin Street — that was in the late ’70s early ’80s — and when my eldest son finished school he didn’t have a job so I applied for a stand. [The Chinns have three, together about 12m in length.] That was the best thing I’ve ever done. I love being outside. I love meeting people. I love talking to people.’ And, at 80, he’s still at it daily. The worst thing? ‘There are no worst things about working here.’ But he’s still worried.

He’s a bit worried about the decline in the quality of the non-food general merchandise. (‘You used to be able to buy everything here but the kitchen sink. Furs. You name it. But it went a bit off when the Jews left.’) He’s a bit worried about the promotion of tourism over trade (‘all that night market stuff’), and he’s a bit worried about the ineffectiveness of the Market’s marketing strategies. But mostly he’s worried about this — the Melbourne City Council’s plans for the redevelopment of the market.

2_guqxno.jpgWe’re looking down an artist’s imagination of what is now Therry St across what is still Queen St. The feature is a tower of controversial and uncertain dimension (8 storeys? 20 storeys? 40? 58? or, the Council’s preference, 76?) which is going to pay for a massive makeover of the market itself.

‘We don’t know anything. They don’t talk to us [the traders]. I do know they want to pull down all the sheds, put all the storage underground and then put the sheds back up. But I’ll tell you, when it’s all hidden we’ve lost everything that says it’s a market. Everything human. Once they do that, it’s had it.’

And that is what they want to do. The Council’s 34-page Masterplan could be summarised as ‘play buggery’ meaning doing everything you can think of that appears desirable ignoring any possible contradictions or cost or logistical implications:

‘Our aim is to preserve the Queen Victoria Market’s heritage and traditional market atmosphere, while allowing the market precinct to evolve and meet the contemporary needs of visitors, traders and our growing city. Improvements to the physical environment will allow a flourishing market to grow and evolve into the future (p.4).’

But in George’s mind and the minds of other traders that I talk to it boils down to longer hours, digging up their stands and sanitising the place.

Underlying it all is a suspicion that it might just be about giving developers, and one in particular, a sweet deal.

A major stoush has broken out over Melbourne’s controversial $250 million Queen Victoria Market development on the Munro site, as the city’s council refused to confirm that PDG Corporation will carry out the works.

The construction group refused to comment on plans it had been secretly appointed and could receive millions in extra payments as part of the proposal for a likely 70-level apartment tower. A spokesman also refused to confirm its official appointment would be made in the next few days.

Melbourne Lord Mayor Robert Doyle said the decision to appoint a ‘single developer’ for the site was made under the local regulations, but declined to name the developer.

Under the proposal, Melbourne City Council bought the 6329sq m site for $76m as part of a plan to rejuvenate parts of the central business district. The government had originally said three groups would be considered — Cbus Property, Hansen Yuncken and PDG Corporation — to redevelop the Therry and Queen Street site.

The council said as part of the development there would be 56 affordable housing units, childcare centre and free Queen Victoria Market parking.

The proposed rebuilding has created major controversy in the area because of planned height restrictions.

Mr Doyle said the council was pleased the project could now be up to 100 metres higher, compared to the original plan of just 20m. The city’s Lord Mayor has been forced to defend the development of the Queen Victoria Market, after criticism the plan should be scrapped to save the area’s heritage outlook. There was speculation that Mr Doyle was initially pushing forward with a 200m tower. (Australian Business Review 28/6/16)

And what does Councillor Doyle say?

This month I unveiled council’s plans for Australia’s most socially, environmentally and financially sustainable mixed-use development on the council-owned Munro site as part the Queen Victoria Market precinct renewal.

I am very proud of those plans: it is the best proposed development our city has seen in 25 years.

The proposed development by PDG Corporation will deliver a $89.7 million public benefit to the City North precinct. It ticks all the boxes: architectural excellence, quality apartment design, 56 affordable housing units, a 120 place childcare facility, a maternal, child health and family services centre, a community centre and kitchen, artists spaces and city room gallery, a hotel, five-star sustainability rating and generous setbacks.

This is … the largest market renewal project in the world right now.

Shaun Carney, a journalist sympathetic to the trader’s concerns, in The Sun’ (14/3/17):

Melbourne’s distinctive contribution to Australian social culture is that it knows how to create places and activities where everyone is welcome. Australian Rules football is the standout but I would nominate the Queen Vic Market as the runner-up: it’s Melbourne’s most-visited tourist destination, with more than 10 million visits a year.

The market is a place we should cherish and look after. It’s special. … 

The areas near the market, especially Elizabeth St, already boast too many modern apartment towers. They’re ugly, soulless, and have added nothing good to the streetscape.

Plonking a gigantic tower on the very edge of the market seems incongruous to the point of being ridiculous.

Melbourne will continue to grow and more high-rise buildings will be part of the city’s future but it’s out of control right now. …

The genuine, enduring appeal of the Queen Victoria Market, for all of its obvious shortcomings — which do need to be corrected — is that it operates on a truly human scale.

That’s to be treasured, not messed around with.

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And what do I say?

The top end of the market especially the northern corner is suffering from spreading blight. On Sundays too much of the upper market is full of really bad tourist tat. The shops down Victoria Street have got the staggers. I have no idea about how the storage and refrigeration processes work but they could probably be improved. I know the fishmongers seem to get their produce delivered from trucks parked on the Elizabeth St footpath at a corner usually frantic with traffic. I like the ideas of resiting Franklin Street and a park over the old cemetery, Melbourne’s first, where 9000 people are still buried and presumably might need exhumation. But, like George, I worry.

I’ve been to Les Halles, once one of the great markets of the world, and wouldn’t be bothered going again unless I needed a supermarket. It’s so easy to ruin these places. And it’s so easy imagining Robert Doyle and the Council wanting a big clean up so that the inhabitants of the new 76-storey tower block aren’t discomforted by the organic quality of what’s going on in their neighbourhood. 

One of the things about where I live is that it is bookended by two big shelters for homeless people, the Flagstaff Shelter (once George Chinn’s primary school) and Ozanam House. Between those two is a patch of public housing. This means I share the street with people who have a much more bitter struggle with life than I do, and yes there’s beggars, eccentrics, drunks, and otherwise troubled folk. While not a threat to your safety or security, this can make a ride on the 57 tram an adventure. But it is also a constant reminder of the diversity of life and quite possibly proof, for the time being, against the tidy and sterile monoculture that further gentrification might bring. Hence, destruction of one of the very things that makes the area desirable. How many times has this story been told? Endlessly.

There is no such thing as equilibrium or stasis in the affairs of humankind. In Maurie’s hard-edged commercial calculus, you’re pumping or you’re dying. But in the hazier realms of judgment near complicated intersections like the future of the market, who owns the direction of progress? Some bits of this massive enterprise are pumping; others have got their finger on the button for life support. Hoon tracks take us where we want to go but by definition they are not the product of deep thought. Where we should go requires some further consideration.

This might mean having to rethink the idea of ‘heritage’. North Melbourne’s Town Hall and Municipal buildings built in the 19th century and National Trust-listed are undeniably grand — Heritage with a capital ‘H’. I wouldn’t want them torn down. But ‘heritage’ can also mean ‘features belonging to the culture of a particular society’, the great tangle of what we exchange with each other and what we offer to our successors: take it or, often, leave it.

IMG_0496 (1).jpgIt’s Maurie’s ‘mix and match’ building design and maintenance. It’s the atmosphere Sam has constructed at Trutrack. It’s the commitment and effort the Chinn family put into their work. Human scale, the very reason you can wander across Errol St … and human connection.

There’s sales, there’s price, there’s the internet, there’s the big chains, but I want at least some of my commerce fleshed out with relationships and their accompanying stories, with human voices and three-dimensional form. I want to follow my own hoon tracks, sometimes — a lot of times — out of habit, out of familiarity and predictability, although sometimes just to be intrigued by what’s round the corner.

Where I live, that’s on offer. Still. And I’m grateful.IMG_0523.jpgThe Donald in a lane just off the market.

 

 

 

 

 

Where I live: Building

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It mightn’t look like it from this photo, but this is the most dangerous intersection in Melbourne for pedestrians.

During the last five years there have been 11 serious injuries sustained here, or if you like one every 166 days — leaving current users, as the ‘Herald Sun’ puts it, ‘dicing with death’. There are a couple of slightly tricky green arrows and it is true that 16 lanes of traffic cross the intersection. The 58 tram on its way to Toorak or West Coburg and the 59 running between Flinders St and Airport West also trundle their way through here every eight minutes. But it’s Melbourne. It’s mild.

If you do get into trouble the two-tone blue building is Chelsea House, a morass of medical chambers and ancillary medical services. The Royal Melbourne Hospital’s Emergency Department is 50 metres behind us. You’ll find it just adjacent to the No Smoking sign where the intubated and others have their smokes.IMG_0508.jpg

If you happen to be pregnant just cross and you’ll go straight into the front door of The Women’s, where you will find a possessive apostrophe without a possession, a possible match for this slightly puzzling repIMG_0479.jpgresentation of its users. They have bulges in feminine places but are otherwise eviscerated, including the two who may be in flight from care.

And, while taking the first photo, I’m standing on the terrace of the very new, very remarkable and very expensive Victorian Comprehensive Cancer Centre which for several years we’ve watched being built. We got up early to watch this happening, two monster cranes lifting two two-storey transverse sections joining the two hospitals.DSC00023.jpg

Now it looks like this.IMG_0913.jpg

Below is a view of its atrium. If it was the right atrium you could be looking up through the vena cava.160229-VCCC-2463.jpg

And another of its exterior.aef5543e450270fc0391af26237098d2.jpg

The review in this architectural digest suggests that the white accents ‘mimic the wiry winter branches of the elm trees surrounding the site.’

But I look at that from the Haymarket Tram stop and I can’t help thinking despite being about ‘optimism and progress’ this view of the building looks just a little bit like a cancerous cell clinging to the glass.

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Behind the hospitals, the University of Melbourne spreads its cashed-up tentacles ever wider through Carlton South. There are exciting new buildings being built. 

images.jpeg‘The Spot’, the headquarters of the Melbourne Business School is a building I see a lot and quite like.

But I’m not sure it’s competitive with RMIT’s Business School nearby (with the Oxford Scholar Hotel hanging on by its fingertips).dezeen_RMIT-Swanston-Academic-Building-by-Lyons_ss_3.jpg

Among the miscellany, an interesting miscellany, of architecture on Melbourne Uni’s original block, just outside the Baillieu, is this.IMG_0509.jpg
IMG_0513.jpgA wonderful sculpture. Victor Tilgner, who lived in the second half of the 19th century. Constructed 1891-96 — good work takes time, then and now — in the Imperial Art Foundry of the world’s second most liveable city, Vienna. It was purchased in 1923 by the Colonial Mutual Life Assurance Society and provided the primary adornment for this splendid building in Collins St. (Check out the central arch.) Melbourne has had its moments. nla.pic-vn3264782-v.jpgThis building was unceremoniously demolished in 1959, and this is the replacement.colonia.jpg

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If you look at the first photo again you will find a tiny patch of very bright blue close to its centre. The blue patch is a tarpaulin covering up a deck which, because of shoddy building 15 years ago, has rotted from water damage. We live next door. If you were this much closer you could see two magnolias and a youngish bougainvillea cascading from our deck which we have had recaulked and retiled.

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This is quite a good way to understand where we live — something like a permanent building site. The tarp and the bougainvillea are visible behind a temporary dump for equipment used in putting a new water main down the street you can actually see in the first pic. Working mostly at night, it took five and a half months. The concrete surface in this photo is the first floor of factory knocked down ten years ago because it was full of asbestos. The Lort Smith Animal Hospital (behind the graffitied wall) owned the space and made a fortune by seizing an opportunity to get it rezoned and then selling it on. It is still to be developed. One way I spend my time is organising protests about the prospect of having a 12-storey building immediately at our front door, along with a five-storey block of 108 units at our back. 

Underneath the roundabout pictured below, about 100m from our house, is one of the largest water delivery mains in inner Melbourne, a massive electricity trunk which services in particular, a short distance west, the new Children’s Hospital, a major storm water collection line — and these boys are putting in new gas mains. I think someone or other has been digging up that roundabout for about an eighth of the 14 or so years we’ve lived here.

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The Castle was run by George on the left, but he now he cares for his sick wife. Ange on the right has taken over. It’s frequented by medical staff after their shifts have finished and always looks like a fair bit of fun. They’re excellent neighbours.IMG_0824.jpgYou can look further down the street and, above all that infrastructure, it’s a sea of green. It was once a watercourse running down to a swamp, a corroboree ground for Wurundjeri people. It is now North Melbourne Football club’s home at Arden St. That’s one of the delights of North Melbourne. It’s a mix.IMG_0898.jpg

You can turn the corner at the pub and go down our lane, a sharp contrast. At its end is Myrna’s own gesture of revolt against unmediated asphalt.IMG_0850.jpg

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Bins? Sure. My speciality. I am the self-appointed bin monitor. On a big Sunday night there are 38 of them out in Courtney St. A malodorum of bins in fact.IMG_0638 (1).jpg

Down the lane there is another pleasure awaiting.

Our house has two big carefully designed holes in it. One, encased by glass, goes horizontally across the first floor; and the other, straight up the middle, will always provide internal light and an unhindered view of the sky. It was designed for the optimism and progress which are its bywords.IMG_0466.jpgIMG_0441.jpg
Guan Yin (sometimes ‘Gualin’) is someone we found in an antique store in Malvern. She’s been a puzzle which has recently been solved to some degree. She is a Buddhist bodhisattva, oddly enough, probably derived from the Virgin Mary with whom she has strong affinities. (The traffic on the Silk Roads went both ways.)250px-HainanSanya2.jpg

In Japan she is known as Kannon and we have visited several temples devoted to her worship. Perhaps accounting for her popularity, her particular concerns are care for pregnant women, young children and the destitute.

Around the world she comes in a range of sizes. This one on Hainan Island, southern China, recently seen by members of our family, is 135m. high. According to Wikipedia it’s the second highest monument in the world.

Indoors, there’s been mischief. You can’t turn your back for a minute. But that’s where I’m sitting right now.

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Old world new world. The churn. At this juncture. Right now. In front of our eyes. It’s not going to be like it was.Unknown.jpeg

I’m standing in Victoria St looking down to the city, opposite Star of the Sea (at left), a church tending towards the grand where funerals celebrating the lives of some of Melbourne’s most colourful identities (Australian for ‘gangsters’) have been conducted.

There are two obvious layers of building. The nearer are two-storey 1870s/80s buildings, mostly but not all commercial. In this block you can buy Dolcetti’s extraordinary cakes, pressure stockings, anything electrical (for the trade) at Calmatronics, have a coffee at Don Camillo with Sam Greco and live colourful identities, real estate, odds and sods, migration assistance. The gun shop has gone and the White Lotus which used to serve vegan food so serious it was not made out of food has also closed its doors. Apart from that it’s pretty stable. One new establishment is a diagou, a Chinese brokerage which buys Australian products and on request exports them to China. Infant formula is the hot item. The area around the market is littered with them. 

The dragon’s teeth behind are almost entirely residential, almost entirely fronting onto Elizabeth St, and almost entirely newly built. Only one that you can see — the small brown one on the far left — is older than four years.

Since 2010 in the jurisdiction of Melbourne in which we live 3,123 apartments have been completed; 2,744 are currently under construction; planning approvals have been granted for 2,266 more; and there are 3,417 others with permit discussions in train. You could be forgiven for thinking there was a building boom going on.

How come? Well there are 4.6 million people living in Melbourne, or were late last year. The city is currently growing by more than 100,000 a year. Not Chinese figures, but fairly heavy duty. Projections say that population will double by 2040. (And NO public infrastructure is ready for that.) The city is sprouting upwards and the suburbs are oozing outwards, both at an extraordinary rate.

How come? Melbourne is popular. It is, or it has been, a very easy place to live. It’s even-tempered, quite startlingly multicultural and forgiving of variety. In our lane the backgrounds are Chinese, Indian, Italian, Greek, English, Russian, German, American. We’re the only real Skips. I have often thought people who live in Melbourne have no idea what the rest of the country is like — and probably vice versa. Where we live is an oddity, one from which we benefit. (At differing times the people of Carthage and Bosnia felt the same. Hard men have always hated multiculturalism.)

IMG_1906.jpgWho’s bankrolling it though? Well, there are a lot of empty buildings in places like Suzhou and Guangzhou, and there has to be places to invest and grow capital.IMG_0582 (1).jpg

This claim might be true or it might not. I don’t know. But it is true that 1) a lot of new inner Melbourne is being built with Chinese money and that, 2) at least some of the new buildings have a high proportion of investment properties in which no one lives. Note the number of lit rooms in this photo.IMG_0500.jpgOne recent analysis suggests that there are more than 80,000 vacant properties across the metropolitan area. I don’t mind one bit about the Chinese money; but I do mind that the investment and the tax regime that underpins it are making housing unaffordable for the people who want to live and work here. In the last 12 months prices have risen by 16 percent. The median price for houses in Melbourne has gone from $375,000 10 years ago to $819,000 now; the median price of units from $305,000 to $623,000. That is unsustainable.

Some of these new buildings are imaginative delights. I quite like the one with the wave pattern. It was built without three storeys for car parking which appeared in its plans. After a small fuss, no action was taken. The champion town planner who appears for us at VCAT, a quasi court which deals with development disputes, says that buildings up to five storeys are subject to the most intricate and detailed regulation, but bigger than that you can do what you like. The level of expertise required to comment does not exist in the City of Melbourne’s Planning Department.

Fourteen buildings of more than six storeys have been built within 400m. of our house in the last six years; the tallest (and ugliest, they’re building in black these days) is 16 storeys. This 8-storey masterpiece is in ‘High St’, actually a narrow short lane.IMG_0828.jpg

Many, too many, of the apartments which have been built near us — mainly currently for Asian tertiary students — have rooms with no direct access to natural light. Twenty percent of the 108 units in the original plans for the apartment block at our rear were like this. However, in an agile — and creative — innovation, signage can replace actuality. See, for example, ‘Sunshine’. So when the total floor space of an ‘apartment’ is less than 24 square metres (6×4, have a look at the room you’re sitting in; it mightn’t be much smaller) you put a large sign on the wall saying ROOMY. When there is no access to fresh air you have another sign on the wall where the opening window should be saying DELIGHTFULLY BREEZY. On the empty spaces for shops on the ground floor you can get the signwriter in to provide you with a majestic ACTIVATED TO THE STREETSCAPE.

Development, and change, is inevitable, even in the world’s most liveable city. I don’t mind. I am intrigued by it. Buildings can be bigger and more intensive, but they could be of a far higher quality than much of what is being built in such a rush now. As Josh Gordon recently wrote in ‘The Age’, one of Melbourne’s papers: ‘The outpouring of public anger over a brazen decision by property developers to raze the historic Corkman pub in Carlton with no planning permits was perhaps a reflection of a bigger concern that has lodged in the public collective consciousness. It is the idea that cowboy developers are riding roughshod over Melbourne and its planning rules to enrich themselves, rather than the city more broadly.’ And that would be exactly on the money.

That is the macro. At a more immediate level some spaces like this are still being built.IMG_0455.jpg

And because it’s North Melbourne, there are still views like this to savour (Arden St oval).IMG_0842.jpg

 And this. Down the lane there is a barbecue in preparation.IMG_0458.jpg

And that’s one of the reasons I like living here so much.

But there are others.

That’s Entertainment!

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NUMBER ONE

Some of the many places I wish I had taken photos and didn’t.

  • The Garden Terrace Cafe just off Istaklal Caddesi in Istanbul where we had an entirely memorable meal. (Just didn’t. Too engaged with trying to make myself understood.)
  • The jewellers in Kusadasi where we bought the fake Zultanite ring which changes colours according to the light source. A photo would have been so appropriate … and threatening. (Too busy doing the deal. The room was very artfully poorly lit.)
  • A first night in Thessaloniki. (Grumpy.)
  • The National Theatre in Belgrade where we saw the opera ‘Nabucco’. It was so photogenic. (Didn’t take my pack. Would have had to carry my camera. Not quite cool …)
  • The forecourt of Hampton Court Palace with Jules Holland and his big band. A knockout concert but the lighting effects made the visuals simply extraordinary. (See Nabucco above.)
  • The Almeida Theatre in Islington where we saw the ‘Oresteia’, a sharply defined curate’s egg: reflecting the plays themselves as it happens — 2/3 scintillatingly good; 1/3 lingeringly bad. I wanted to get pics of the crowd. (Not cool.)

I regret these absences, however excusable. They leave big holes in my visual memory. (Some people have phones …)

But their equal, equal worst, and worse in some important ways — I could have, it would have made sense, I would have been joining in, I could have put my camera in my pocket — was the failure to take my camera to Zeichen, Erscheinungen, Deutungen [Drawings, Appearances, Meanings] upstairs in the Galerie Konzett in Vienna.

I wasn’t that keen to go. The day had begun in Zagreb at 5.30am which for some people is not early. For me, coupled with departure from one of the cosiest hotels in the Balkans, it was challenging. This was followed by an 8-hour train ride which had left us on the outskirts of Vienna where taxis did not roam freely. To get to our meeting point we walked past the Staatsoper which was offering tickets to Romeo and Juliet for 50 Euros a throw. Very tempting. But we tottered off down Spiegelgasse to dive into a lucky dip where we found Jo. She was playing. She introduced us to her friends as ‘her brother’s parents’. Near enough. Just missed the ‘in-law’ part. She thought we’d like it. 

The gallery upstairs was filled with extras from The Third Man. The craggy aged and the bright young things full of well-modulated certainty. Self-containment could have been a keynote. The expressive gestures had been reserved for appearance. Big scarves, greatcoats. Big and great carvings of hair. Hats: a fedora, a fez, several berets, yarmulkas, a beanie, several beanies and beanie derivatives in fact. Belts as a feature. As for myself, I was wearing Australian neat casual (think low end Henry Buck’s) which sort of set me apart from the crowd. Not unpleasantly. I felt that my unusual choice of dress was appreciated. Lots of leather, some silk, and a young woman who looked a lot like Marilyn Monroe at the divine zenith of her career. She may have been making a formal contribution to the event, or it might just have turned out that way. Later she was revealed as the girlfriend of one of the singers. I was gradually edged off my bit of bench by someone amiably drunk who could have been a Romanian countess, hair dyed an assertive pink. 

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So. We have three rooms full of paintings curated by our host Mr Konzett with a strong mittel-European flavour. Dark. Complex. Confronting.

We have a string quartet (Jo second violin), a recorder, a theorbo (see pic), and a harpsichord played by the conceptualist/ concert master, Michael Mautner. We have three singers.

We have a man intermittently reading selections from Goethe. We have a woman recording it all carefully on video.

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I’m not sure if the paintings lining the walls of the gallery had been chosen for the event. Well … of course they were. 

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Dieter Roth’s ‘When signs are painted on the bed cover of words’ was the conceptual axis. (This is my sorry photo of a folded postcard collected on the night.) My translation of the notes for the occasion says: 

Like flames, red letters appear on a patterned fabric. Words and word fragments lose themselves in signs and symbols. “If on a bed cover … of words, characters … painted …”. (sic) What captures us in Dieter Roth’s painting are the insights, the intertextual symbolic references, the puzzles. Roth’s drawing and typeface send us on a search for interpretation. The work dates from the 1990s and is one of the central works of the event concept and the exhibition.

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Among the others was a portrait of Josef Beuys, one of my favourite artists, covered in gold leaf. As explained elsewhere on the net, ‘This image shows Beuys during his famous 1965 action How to Explain Pictures to a Dead Hare (Galerie Schmela, Düsseldorf). For three hours Beuys, his head covered in gold leaf and honey, held a dead hare against his chest and murmured into its ear. The action, which was only visible from outside, through the art gallery windows, was meant as a reflection on the limits of language and human intuition.’

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The dominant display though is photographic records of Otto Meuhl’s Materialaktionen, of which this is a more cheery example. They provide ‘motifs that seem to illustrate these moments, “ghosting – trance”, especially the prophecy itself, according to which Saul falls with his son in battle.’

From memory the event began with the spoken word which was followed immediately by Henry Purcell’s ‘Fantasia on one note’. More Goethe which of course I couldn’t follow at all. Then Terry Riley’s ‘In C.’

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This is the score. Except that I looked over the shoulder of one of the string players and she was working off what looked like a page of simplified guitar chord charts and a stop watch. But it was somehow utterly captivating. The person playing C gets a good go.

This was followed by John Cage’s ‘Five’ (for any five instruments or voices, and lasting five minutes), similarly atonal, similarly challenging. 

For the crowd these two pieces were the highlight of the night. They broke into delighted applause at the end of each, as though they had just broken into the heart of a Faschingskrapfen filled with perfect custard.

More Goethe extracts and finally Purcell’s ‘In Guilty Nights’, and this my friends was a show-stopper. (Listen to Julita Mirosławska and friends perform it here.) It was also the case that several members of the audience had fallen asleep and the bloke in front of me was checking the price of white goods on his phone. But there we were, just in this room — standing up, tired, hungry, people packed around the musicians, pictures of cadavers and tortured bodies peering over our shoulders — this collection of eccentric bits and pieces … an aural wunderkammer. 

What do you make of all that then? Pretentious bullshit? High brow rubbish? A waste of two hours? 

The notes conclude: ‘Whoever thinks of these pictures when listening to [this?] music, whoever thinks of this music when looking at these pictures, will discover something new: this is one of the main options [characteristics? aspirations? products?] of our concept concerts.’ Maybe not. I couldn’t make the connections that Michael Mautner wanted me to make. I won’t think of Deiter Roth when I hear some Purcell. For me Otto Meuhl’s horrorscapes are unlikely to generate a productive interaction with Terry Reilly’s insistent insistence. 

If you came to the occasion with an open mind and hadn’t already decided the whole thing was a Euro-existentialist wank, the real threat would be boredom. That didn’t happen. I was highly engaged by it all. The features of the context — the exotic crowd, the foreign setting, the unusual ambience — helped no doubt. The musicians, drawn from the very rich cream of the Viennese music world, were several rungs above excellent. I don’t listen to Cage or Reilly for pleasure but that night I could. Some at least of any experience of art is peering into the contents of someone else’s head, and I could understand Mautner’s intentions and respect his ambition. One could never doubt and, that night, share the seriousness of his purpose. I was entertained. Two years later it remains utterly memorable.

NUMBER TWO

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Same city a few days later. (Fans. Aussie fans.)

It was a considered decision to go. It’s not the sort of thing where you’re sitting at home on a Friday night noodling away looking through the Green Guide and thinking, hmm tonight: Bris v. Melb. Bloody hell. She’s not that into you. Urk. A really old Midsomer Murders that you’ve seen a couple of times. … How about we go out? That Eurovision-y thing, that’s on tonight isn’t it? How about that? Where’s it on? Vienna. Uh huh. … Where did you say?

There was some planning involved.

These are sordid confessions, but after searching for a source that would get me two guaranteed tickets and failing, I registered as a potential buyer (a prerequisite) six months before the tickets went on sale. On the morning at the requisite time I sat with my finger on the mouse and slammed it down at one second after the ‘go’ moment arrived and slowly proceeded through the digital labyrinth before stalling absolutely. What’s happened? Has the computer frozen? Has the ISP gone down? Has the copper line got wet again? Panic!! Back quick and start again — and thus lost my place in the queue — and after 80,000 tickets (there’s lots of bits of Eurovision, semis, shows for kids, shows of kids, etc etc) were sold in 12 minutes, I found nothing left that was of interest. In the sort of frenzy that grips one in such circumstances I dug digital holes in the internet and found a broker who in exchange for the deed to our house would provide two suitable tickets. Oh, and they had to be delivered to an address in Europe where I could physically pick them up and they wouldn’t be available until after we had started travelling, and so on and so on.

For years we’ve been big fans of the Eurovision Song Contest, an event when far far too much is not enough. Hear me sing: ‘We believe, we believe, we believe in the dream. We can shine. Shiiiiiiiiiiine. Woo-oooh woo-ooooh. Loove loove loooooooove. People if you can feel the love raise your hands up in the air. A million voices join in. Join innnn!!!’ Sam Peng and Julia Zamiro make it fun but we needed to see for ourselves, and on the 22nd May we found ourselves walking up Josefstadter Strasse to a station which would take us to the Stadhalle with two tickets to hand.

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The city was hardly overwhelmed but knew what was happening. 

The main interest was still Conchita Wurst (‘sausage’? Yes) who had won with ‘Rise like a Phoenix’ the year before. Austrian President Heinz Fischer declared her victory ‘not just a victory for Austria but for all diversity and tolerance in Europe’. Conchita may now be dead with Tom Neuwirth instead being the phoenix rising from the ashes, but at the time she wasn’t just promoting diversity and tolerance, but banking as well. [‘Austria won with Conchita. You’ll win with CashBack.’]

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We got there in time to enjoy the crowd, to be thoroughly body searched and to surrender our umbrellas.

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Our seats overlooked the ‘green room’ where the artists and their teams were preparing.

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Conchita descended from on high singing as she came.

And it was on.

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Woooooooooooooooooohh …

The candidates: Albania, Armenia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Belgium, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, FYR Macedonia, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Moldova, Montenegro, The Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russia, San Marino, Serbia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom — 20 percent of the countries in the world. 

The ‘Big Five’ (France, Germany, Italy, Spain and the UK) automatically get in the final in this case with 21 others, along with that well known European country, on debut — Australia. This is explained thus: In honour of the 60th anniversary of Eurovision, the governing body had invited Australia to participate in the finals of the contest, represented by SBS. SBS has been a long-time broadcaster of the event which has a large following in Australia. 

Now it is important to say here that we were at the Grand Final Jury Rehearsal. With the rest of the sellout crowd we saw what the jury cast its votes on, a carbon copy of the Grand Grand Final with full country voting and announcement of the winners the next night. Albania, Hungary and Poland were obviously affected by nerves, but the performances were if anything slightly better than the Grand Grand which we watched from the safety of our hotel room.

It stood up to its billing. Fast, furious, enthralling. Paced by big, no huge ballads (Greece, oh yes, ‘One last breath…’ wind machine turned up to 11, Germany ‘You said you’d never go’, comparatively feeble, Italy, three tenors belting out ‘grande amore’). And oddities. A tree trunk of a Serbian in 40 metres of evening gown howling at the camera, Spain with a half-naked man over-enthusiastically wrestling the barely dressed singer. The Makemakes (Austria) set their piano on fire, the best part of their act really. Guy Sebastian (nice hat) came on and bopped his way through a surprisingly engaging song ‘Tonight again’. Australians will be glad to know he was terrific. It didn’t matter that he sang in Australian because most other people do as well.
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It was all decorated with scarcely believable light shows and underpinned by a superb orchestra. Staging staging staging. Simply astonishing. The eventual winner Mans Zelmerlow (Sweden, ‘We are the heroes of our time, but we are dancing with the demons in our minds’) was partnered with animation. Watch it. It’s worth it. Like everything else at Eurovision, except the voting, it only goes for three minutes.

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Sometime around here we paid a visit to the Leopold Art Museum and among the displays was one by Tex Rubinowitz. Tex ‘has followed the Eurovision Song Contest for decades with great enthusiasm, has experienced it live many times and has often been able to predict the winners. His main interest however lies with the losers of the world’s largest music contest.’ And Tex had given us drawings with stories of all those who had received ‘nul points’, no points, no votes at all, not from anyone, zero. One can usually assume that Austria and Germany will pump up each other’s tyres, but this night: Germany (pictured, just below us): Nul Points; and for the host nation, Austria, and its pyromaniacs, a well-deserved: Nul Points. 

It’s political. That’s one of its attractions. The Scandinavian countries will probably vote en bloc. Azerbaijan, Serbia, Georgia, Moldova and Belarus will vote for Russia. Latvia and Estonia won’t. Turkey and Bulgaria might come or they might decide they are not really in Europe. Could go either way. Israel? Why not Palestine; even Lebanon? No one will vote for the UK or France, often because they’re rubbish. (Bucks Fizz anyone?) It’s a bit like living out the current geopolitical disposition of Europe. That makes it interesting. 

But you don’t watch the Eurovision for substance or enlightenment. For a tutorial on how to win you could check this out. Everyone knows. It’s crazy. It’s spectacle. It’s kitsch*, high kitsch but nonetheless kitsch. The basis of the jury’s judgement is utterly mysterious. To explain the vicissitudes of the popular vote see above — but only partly. Partly, who knows? You can’t take it seriously, and yet, and yet, it’s peace and love, we’re all together (but not really), woooo ooh. And the winner is, well, the winner and at some atavistic level it seems to matter. Entertainment? Oh yes, and in so many ways.

A side note, during the 2015 results loud boos erupted whenever Russia was mentioned. Russian entrant Polina Gagarina was seen crying in the highly exposed green room. The organisers had anticipated such reactions from the crowd, and had prepared and installed ‘anti-booing technology’ cutting out these sounds from transmission. That night this gear was used for the first time in Eurovision broadcast history.

Somewhat undercutting the 60th anniversary explanation, in 2017 Australia will be represented again. (Guy came fifth, last year Dami Im came second. Will the final ever be held in Canberra I wonder.) The contest will be staged in the capital of Ukraine, Kiev. There is every chance that the anti-booing technology may be required again. 13th May. Save the date.

NUMBER THREE

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A backyard in Warrnambool which is in fact a stage. The show: ‘Hairy black spider looking at the moon’. It is occurring as we look. This is one of the striding sections. It lasts about six minutes and it has a number of stanzas, variations perhaps. The aural component is a melange of words collected from favourite songs ‘… sexy, yes the spider is sexy, and are you going to love me, love me now, forever, I’m looking at the moon ….’ Visually we have a range of moves collected from dance class, from videos, from practice at home, from ideas provided by her parents. The artist is fully engaged, totally immersed without necessarily knowing what might come next. Extempore. Ad libitum. But a mind bubbling over with ideas which substitute for Olympic-grade lighting, an 80-piece orchestra or a theorbo and which fill and transform this unlovely bit of western Victoria.

It does go on a bit, but it’s a show, and we love it because we love her. That is also entertainment.

What you’re hearing is something we can call organicism. A vision of culture not as a loose assemblage of disparate fragments but as an organic unity, each component, like the organs in a body, carefully adapted to occupy a particular place, each part essential to the functioning of the whole. The Eurovision song contest, the cutouts of Matisse, the dialogues of Plato are all parts of a larger whole. As such, each is a holding in your cultural library, so to speak, even if you have never personally checked it out. Even if it isn’t your jam, it is still your heritage and possession. Organicism explains how our everyday selves can be dusted with gold.

— Kwame Anthony Appiah (read it all here) British-born, Ghanaian-American philosopher and cultural theorist

* Kitsch (loanword from German) is art, objects, or design considered to be in poor taste because of excessive garishness or sentimentality, but sometimes appreciated in an ironic or knowing way. [Exactly.]

The Miracle

For Geoffrey, who knows it all already.

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I was there. Round 3 versus Hawthorn. The Hawks had got out to a 30-point lead midway through the second quarter but the Dogs pegged them back with five unanswered goals and then poked through another four — from unlikely sources. Shane Biggs, for example, got two. Eleven Dogs players kicked goals that day. Caleb Daniel, the semi-adolescent helmeted ant, had been everywhere. From a dispassionate view, it had been a showcase of fast fluent elegant football. But then, like they do, like they had for the last three years, Hawthorn came pumping back. A seven goal last quarter. Sicily (who’s Sicily?!) kicked three before Jakey Stringer managed an unlikely effort to put the Dogs three points up with a couple of minutes to go.

Having trouble with the tension — because I knew we could beat them, it was just when — I’d left my seat 15 minutes before, wandering heart pounding round the passages of Etihad Stadium, catching glimpses of the game on the TVs, through the entries or the spaces left for the wheelchairs, trying to read what was happening from the crowd noise (47,000 in). I got down to the bottom tier and stopped in the aisle just behind the goal posts, 30 metres from where Bob jumped to spoil Sicily landing awkwardly. I could actually see the look on his face. He knew he was gone.Unknown-1.jpegRuptured anterior cruciate ligament in the same knee he’d wrecked in the same way in 2006. Surgery, then out for the season.

images.jpegThis is Bob. Bob! Our Bob, our favourite, who could be the most popular footballer in the Australian Football League. Witty, smart, thoughtful Bob who for a time wrote the most engaging and quirky football column going round, Melbourne’s civilisation made flesh. A gentleman, son of a former nun and a priest if that matters at all, kind, committed, the face of the AFL’s go at feminism, the ‘I want to play football like a girl’ campaign. In 2015 he was chosen in a wildly popular move as All-Australian captain. And his football skills … silk we say. Just silk. Not quite Chrissy Grant, but damn close. In his pomp you’d go to the footy to watch him. 

That week I wrote him my first ever letter to a footballer, remembering him as a skinny twig and the tip from Ron Ikin that he was going to be great. He’d played football with the People’s Beard (Murph’s fond name for the stalwart ruckman Ben Hudson), he’d played in three preliminary finals, he’d drunk coffee at The Auction Rooms with Roughy. He didn’t have to, shouldn’t, feel he owed the fans anything. If he went through the rehab and another pre-season, he’d be suiting up in 2017 at age 35, at the very margins of a professional sportsman’s working life.

That was Bob gone. The heartbeat of the club. Coach Luke Beveridge, a close friend of Bob’s, was in tears at the post-game press conference as he suggested that the Western Bulldogs were a glass half-full club and that they would dust themselves off and be ready for the Blues next week.

And so we were. We won. But we lost JJ, Jason Johanissen, the form attacking backman in the comp. Matt Suckling went off with an ankle and possible knee injury that never seemed to get better. Tom Boyd got the shoulder injury that dogged his whole season. The week after, Luke Dalhaus did his medial ligament. A couple of weeks later big Jack Redpath from whom the coach had coaxed a whole new level of commitment and capability did his ACL. Jake Stringer had injury reports from five games in row. Mitch Wallis broke both bones in his left leg and waited screaming with pain for the ambulance. In the same game Dale Morris went off with a hamstring problem (and, as it turns out, played the last four games with two fractured vertebrae). Before the round 19 game against Geelong the team had to make five changes forced by injury. In that game Tom Liberatore played with broken ribs before doing something complex and more enduring to his foot. Jack Macrae did his hamstring. Marcus Adams who had been a revelation just disappeared with something wrong possibly with one or both of his legs. They are all first choice players, half a team full.

We kept winning quite regularly, with mystified journalists — when they could ever be bothered writing about the Dogs — labelling them in the most polite and second-favourite-team terms as unserious lucksters, cheeky pretenders. This was a team of mostly second string players punching way above their weight, just waiting to be found out really. And you look at the list and who could argue.

We dropped games to Geelong (twice), got beaten by St Kilda somewhat unnecessarily and were thrashed by Freo in the last game of the season. We had 15 wins on the board, but whatever you might hope you couldn’t expect much from the finals. Not legitimately. Seventh place. Everyone knows this is nowhere.

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How it used to be. Proper footy. Robbie ‘Bones’ McGhie preparing for the 1974 Grand Final. Centre half back! The wind would have whistled through him. Richmond by 40 points over North. Barry Richardson 5, Royce Hart 3. It might be forgotten that Bones came to the Tiges from Footscray and before ending up at South Melbourne, transfers which may have been driven by a shortage of smokes or Sharpie haircuts at the two previous clubs. Note lace-up jumper (and what a good idea that was) and tatts before people stopped commenting on tatts. (The photo is another Rennie Ellis masterpiece.)

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images.jpegI grew up in the bush barracking for Fitzroy. I liked their colours, maroon, royal blue and gold; plus it cut you out from the herd. Especially seeing they never won and hadn’t won a Premiership since 1922. That may be what drew me to them. Underdoggedness.

When we moved to Melbourne and I started taking the football more seriously, I used to get upset watching them lose. So under some modest pressure I began to accompany Mr Ainsworth to watch the Dogs, Mr Ainsworth being a rusted-on-from-birth supporter who to some degree structured his life around the footy season. We were subsequently joined by Mr Smith and Mr Keenan who is no longer with us. That’s all a long time ago now. I’ve probably seen about 450 Dogs games. 

This is also history, but the trips around to the suburban grounds were about 15 percent 0f the attraction. It was a big day out to Moorabbin but, wading our way through the black bomber jackets and big blond hair, we could never work out where to stand. We most certainly had our spot on the hill at the Western (later Whitten, but for me always the Western) Oval between the stand and the Barkly Street end with Big Nose, Fat Guts and The Maltese and his two kids. If the football palled you could always watch the sunset’s developing reflection across the river flats on the newly built Rialto and the other city buildings. That’s what you can do from the west.

If 15 percent of the attraction was touring Melbourne’s suburbia, 50 percent was the growth of a narrative around the players. The majority of these 35 or so years have been lean pickings in terms of wins, but there was always someone to talk about. Unknown-1.jpeg
The Hawk, for example. Dougie Hawkins, football genius, crazed human being, uncontrollably bubbling over with life. Geoffrey will want me to remember the confession in his ‘autobiography’ Hawkins My Story: Both sides of the fence that he was going to/had? burnt dczdy0o0uyaa9j8gown the house of someone who’d bothered him. He was captain for four years (1990-93) and was club games record holder for 12 years till Chris Grant ran him down in 2006. He also ran for the Senate as a member of the Palmer United Party in 2013. 

We loved Ricky Kennedy who spent his time troubling the kidneys of opposition forwards. Super Steve McPherson, who you’d always pick but somehow never quite clicked into peak form: yet another Tasmanian enigma. The Wog Squad (Libber senior, Hose B and Dimma), at their best guaranteed to get the ball — or you die. Fossie Foster drifting across half back or half forward taking mark after mark. As good as Royce Hart? Definitely. He’d hand off to Mickey ‘Fruitcake’ Ford or Greg ‘The Iceman’ Eppulstun (recruited improbably from Won Wron Woodside) who we watched growing from mid-adolescents into men. Galaxy Coleman who tried hard but Lord he was clumsy. Coxy, who when asked in his AFL profile which six people he’d like to have dinner with passed on both Nelson Mandela and Elvis Presley and nominated ‘six strippers’. Simon ‘The Stock Broker’ Beasley (and er hem … ex-bookmaker, a little trouble with the law) who kicked 105 goals in 1985. We could never work out how. John Georgiades who kicked 8 goals in his first game and then never got another kick. Ilija Grgic, Steven ‘Koly’ Kolynuik, Steven ‘Kretters’ Kretiuk, Danny Southern: hard men of the west. Some of them could play and some couldn’t, but we built them all into stories.b454867cd4949d836869abbedb0f507b.jpegMick Malthouse at left, was the first decent coach we had while I was in attendance, among extraordinary dross — I give you Royce Hart, Bluey Hampshire, Alan Joyce, Peter Rohde. (Note the sponsor. Eastcoast Jeans for the Western Bulldogs. This asymmetry used to drive Mr Ainsworth mad. ‘They can’t bloody get anything right! Etc. Etc.’)

Mick is with Jimmy Edmund. I loved Jimmy Edmund. He was captain from 83-85, which included a preliminary final. The previous years had been incredibly lean, years when the handpass which bounced at least once to a team mate was instituted as a mandatory skill, but Jimmy had a bit of a vibe about him, one of those strong medium-size players that on a good day can turn a game. We were up there on our hill one day when, clearly under instruction, Jimmy ran onto the field to the centre bounce, biffed someone, then ran off again. It was, I think, a most defined and truncated version of what is known as ‘flying the flag’. There’s lot of that residual detritus lying round in my mind.

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Of this ‘team’ I saw Gary Dempsey, Scott West, Choco Royal, the Hawk, The Stockbroker, Kelvin Templeton, Brad Johnson, Scotty Wynd, Little Libber (both Brownlow medallists, awarded for best and fairest player of the season although opposition fans like to question Mr Liberatore senior’s fairness). And all-time legend Chrissy Grant. Mr Fairness Itself, who was robbed of his medal. There’s some good players there, but it wasn’t necessarily The Greats we were interested in.

The other 35 percent of the attraction? Match results I suppose. On the field winning was a brief frisson of pleasure rather than an expectation. Off the field things always seemed rocky. Mr Ainsworth could usually help with insights into trouble at the club. We always seemed to be selling our best players or our captain. Ian Dustan, club champion three years in a row and with Kelvin Templeton holder of the highest score ever kicked by two players in a game (22.12 between them, July 1978, how about that!) got sold to North. Jimmy Edmund got choofed off to the Swans. You’d just get a bit of momentum, and clonk!

The major crisis occurred in 1989 when Nick Columb, a fairly colourful racing identity, became President of the club and decided it was broke. While he was promoting the idea of a merger with Fitzroy, the administrators were taking the heavy equipment to the door. The supporters exploded and Peter Gordon and Irene Chatfield (the face of the fans) took over raising enough money to pay off the most urgent of the debts.

Since then there’s been enough wins to keep the fans interested if not ecstatic. Terry Wallace and Rocket Eade were professional coaches who had quite lot of success (in Bulldogs terms: not bottom three). But then there was the McCartney era, 2012, 13 and 14. Everyone agreed he was a nice bloke and ‘a great teacher of men’ to which I used to reply, but no one’s idea of a football coach. We seemed to have a fair team that couldn’t win — 15th (out of 16) in 2012, 15th in 2013 and 14th in 2014. At the end of 2014 the Coach was sacked, the captain asked to be traded to another club and Brownlow Medallist Adam Cooney went to Essendon.

Returning to the present, on Grand Final day, Bob wrote in ‘The Age’ newspaper: ‘A football club’s history is a delicate balance. There is a wafer-thin line between romance and baggage. … At the end of last season I spoke publicly about the fact our club was bruised at the end of 2014. But the reality is we were merely nursing the freshest batch of bruises. Like a Scottish loch, some of these waters run deep. I’m told my club has an ancestral link to Scotland. There’s a clan who know a thing or two about the ripple effect of defeat. For all of my club’s glorious romance of survival and the spirit of working-class heroes, the scars of our past are visible like the thousands of lochs on a Scottish map. With only one premiership in 91 years there are far too many of our clan who feel disgruntled, bitter or unfulfilled. Some have left, never to return.’ That was the grim bit, the calm reflective bit, of what he wrote.

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Even if we finished seventh in 2016, we were still in the finals. Dogs’ fans could anticipate the season would last one or maybe two more weeks.

To start with we had to beat the madly in-form West Coast Eagles in Perth, a close to impossible task. The Eagles had lost just seven of the last 32 matches they’d played at home. You had to play the 22 on the track and the 50,000 in the stands. However, the  Dogs’ midfield began with a sustained assault. Caleb Daniel and Luke Dalhaus just … well they just … performed. At the final siren Dogs by an unprecedented 50 points. The only downer was Lin Jong, The Chinese Footballer, who we love, breaking his collar bone.

Next up was Hawthorn. Hawthorn who always find a way to win. The last three premierships in a row just for example. Mr Smith and I were in the best seats in the house, front row of the upper deck of the Olympic stand. I’d been waiting for this, because I knew this was the time that we were going to beat Hawthorn, and it would be a great pleasure to stick it up those brown and yellow arseholes. (Sorry. Lost it there for a moment.) It looked a bit dodgey for the first half. We were holding them but only by the fingernails. They kept getting away like they do — the Cyril factor. But at half time we had scored the last goal and there was a sense that things might turn. Then in a sustained burst of brilliance  — and no one, just no one, does this like the current Bulldogs (samples here) — we kicked eight straight. Game over. The Three-Peat boys had finally met their match. We tried our best to be nice to the dairy farmer from Terang and his family who were sitting next to us, the only Hawks supporters in a block of Doggies fans, promising in future to always pay a fair price for milk, but I went home grimly replete.

This win meant we were in a prelim (the game before the Grand Final). Since and including 1954, the last premiership, Footscray/Western Bulldogs has been in 11 prelims and lost 9. I was present at six of those losses: 85, 97, 98, 08, 09, 10. Before some of these at the ceremonial pre-game dinner we had discussed how we’d go if we ever got into a grand final and agreed we wouldn’t be able to cope.

In 97 we lost by two points after leading by 22 at three-quarter time AND after Libber had kicked a goal that was called a point. (AND Chris Grant, one of the fairest players to have pulled on boots, polled the most Brownlow votes only to have its award disallowed after he had been suspended not on the basis of an umpire’s report but unprecedented intervention by Ian Collins, at the time AFL Director of Football and previously Chief Executive of a rival club. That’s a Footscray story, one that actually still burns.) Seven points down against the Saints in 2009 after a bodgey free kick in front of goals (against Brian Lake, to St. Nick ‘you can’t touch him’ Riewoldt) before the ball had even been bounced at three-quarter time.

The opponent was to be the Greater Western Sydney Giants, the ersatz team made up of first round draft picks and ageing stars. In Sydney. At some dog box stadium that seated 20,000 people. ‘Age’ journalist Greg Baum, on the dot as always, described it as ‘the team long overdue for a premiership versus the team precociously ahead of schedule. The team that has paid its dues versus the team whose dues have been paid for them. Cinderella versus the ugly  sisters. … A team with one-and-a-half players worth of talent in every position versus a team whose coach implores them to each play like one-and-a-half men.’

‘The football was magnificent, the tension almost unbelievable’, says the AFL website’s match report. The Dogs kept just ahead for the first half, then Roughy got a ball in the face that left him temporarily blinded in one eye. He wasn’t coming back: so no ruckmen at all, Tom Boyd and Zaine (sic) Cordy trying to make a game of it against Man Mountain Mumford. Three goals to GWS left them, for this game, well ahead, but somehow the Dogs scrambled a couple back. Three-quarter time and the Giants were just one point up, dead even really, but after the break they kicked two quick ones: 13 points up, an insuperable lead in this game. But these boys play till the end. Aforesaid Zaine Cordy got one which was more than his brother (Ayce (sic)) ever did. Then after a scintillating run, JJ flicked the ball over towards Bontempelli, who in his languid way just let it bounce and paddled it until it came up into his hands and The Bont wasn’t going to miss. Jack Macrae slotted the sealer. His first set shot and first goal of the season. A six-point win.

I was sequestered in a Daylesford motel room watching this game. Sometime later when company arrived there were questions about my health because I was so pale.

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Grand Final. First time for 62 years. How do you accommodate this? 

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First, by going to New Zealand. Here I am sitting in our room at the Bolton Hotel in Wellington. (Mr Ainsworth was in Milan, Mr Smith in Kilmore.)

Second, by asking the help where I could find the game televised. They were capable of many things but seemed to go to the thinnest of water at this most important request. As it happened I found it in our room on an obscure cable channel called Duke devoted mainly to transmitting American college sport. Didn’t matter though. Not one whit. Because that night we were going to see NZ Opera’s version of Sweeney Todd at the Saint James. I can only say I’d arranged all this long before there was any chance of the Dogs being at the pointy end of the finals.

I watched the anthem and the first five minutes. No one appeared to be able to hold the ball. It was like soap. Then it was time to go. Deep breath for the pleasant half hour walk along The Terrace to Courtney Place. We hadn’t decided where to eat occasioning the usual crisis and in our meanderings we went past a pub where raucous patrons had the game on. I don’t think they were watching, and if they were they weren’t concentrating properly. Any game requires focus; how much more so a grand final? Five minutes to go in the first quarter, Dogs four points up. I tried to ask the motley about the run of play but they seemed to have no idea what I was talking about.

We had dinner a few hundred metres up the street, a slightly tarted-up version of a Turkish takeaway where the food never seemed to come. I was a bit on edge. The conversation didn’t really flow. The meal did come. We ate it. I ran back to the pub. The score box said five or so minutes to go in the second quarter, Swans up by 8. The punters seemed to have lost all interest. I ran back to the theatre because it was time to go in and anyway I couldn’t focus.

We saw an exceptionally fine version of Sweeney Todd, Teddy Tahu Rhodes being wonderful in the main role, Antoinette O’Halloran perhaps even better as Mrs. Lovett. I stayed calm at interval and didn’t race off down the street, just stood there looking benign and foreign. What I wanted now was to immerse myself in the second half of the music, walk quietly home, open the AFL website and look at the worm — the score progress graph — and that’s just what happened. Myrna took a look at me and said, ‘Lost by five points.’ And I said, ‘No. We won.’

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How do you deal with the impossible? Just because it’s desirable doesn’t make it reasonable or — ready? — processable.

Before the Grand Final Lord Rowland dropped me a line wondering ‘what odds would have been on offer six months ago on:

  • Being in the AFL Grand Final – 30/1?
  • Winning the AFL Grand Final – 50/1?
  • Being in the VFL Grand Final – ?
  • Winning the VFL Grand Final – ?
  • Winning both Grand Finals – 200/1?’

10,000/1 more like. Matthew Lloyd, current doyen of tipsters, tipped against us in each of the finals. We’d done well he thought, but now for the real stuff. Well Matthew … But everyone else who wasn’t seduced by the romantic dream knew we had no hope.

We started from seventh place. We had to win four on the trot against opponents who for various excellent reasons were most unlikely to be beaten. We’ve got a team that includes: Z. Cordy, F. Roberts, J. Hamling, none of whom could possibly be in a premiership team. Daniel, Dunkley, Hunter, McLean are good kids, but children. We do not have a power forward. Jakey Stringer has become ‘The Package Unwrapped’, a mile out of touch. Best forward: Tory Dickson. Crikey. Against Buddy Franklin and Tippett? You jest. We’re very short all over the field. Even helmeted, Caleb Daniel just rises to most people’s nipples. We make Dale Morris, a Collingwood six-footer, take on and beat gorillas every week. We haven’t really got a ruckman. And we didn’t have Bob…

But above all, we don’t have hope, not really. Which is to say that we make no assumptions. We qualify hope, measure it, keep it in its place with the lid pretty tightly on. The boys do well. We like them. They’ve had a good year against all sorts of adversity and they seem a nice bunch. We’re not the types who go along to grand finals. Not to play anyway. And that’ll do fine.

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Before the game one of the commentators describes the Dogs perhaps unnecessarily as having been ‘a carcase on the football landscape’, but Bevo in the pre-game interview suggests ‘there’s a bit of glue there’. Danny McGinlay’s so smart run-through banner says: ‘We’ve beaten all the others/ defied all the odds./ Today this team of puppies/ become true Bullgods’.

The first quarter is one of relentless pressure — no biff, nothing unbecoming, nothing spiteful. These teams are going to win by beating rather than bashing the other side. Just relentless pressure, as Dennis Cometti says, like a game of pinball. The Swans miss two easy shots, and so go eight points up rather than 18. That helps. Cordy (Z.) misses Lachie Hunter clear in the goal square but then produces a remarkable tackle and kicks a goal from the boundary line. Buddy Franklin has rolled his ankle but Hamling has beaten him one-on-one twice already. No one is ahead. Neither team has got off to their lethal flying starts.

One minute into the second quarter Tom Boyd, the six million dollar flop, kicks a very difficult goal from an un-Tom-Boyd-like mark. Hamling and Roberts, journeymen at best, are playing the games of their lives in the backline. The Swans’ Grundy takes something that looks a lot like a mark, but eventually it spills and Tory Dickson cleans up for a goal. Picken gets another beauty. At the 12 minute mark we’re 16 points up. JJ is getting a lot of the ball but keeps kicking it to the opposition. Josh Kennedy, such a good player, has just cut loose for the Swans. Bang, a goal. Bang, a minute later. Another one. The Swans are getting on top. They’ve kicked four goals in seven minutes. Toby McLean gets a dodgey free and then just before half-time has a no-look snap from a scrimmage in front of goal, and after an 11-goal quarter it’s the Swans by two points.

At half time we get a look at Bob Murphy, floating round in some disembodied state, madly chewing gum, his eyes glazed and impenetrable, clapping his hands in some sort of dedicated but directionless encouragement. Disposals 198-197; inside 50s 25-24; contested possessions 80-79; time in the forward half? Exactly 50-50. Even watching the replay for the third time my palms get sweaty.

Tippett, who without dominating has been playing well — the Swans are no pushover at the best of times — takes a good mark but misses with his kick. Tommy Boyd has somehow developed soft hands to go with his wrists of steel and his usual stiff-arm marking style. From a play he has initiated, Dickson flicks one through and the crowd goes insane. We’re ahead again. Jack Macrae gets a whack on the head from Laidler after a mark. Fifty metres (always a very useful penalty). But he hooks it, a big chance, missed. Jake Stringer kicks another possession out of bounds on the full. He couldn’t hit a barn door today. There’s a scoring lull, but it’s full of incredible tackling, full of lucky and unlucky bounces, endless half volleys: nothing is clean possession. Rampe stands in a tackle and gets pinged for holding the ball. A margin call. Free kick count 17 to 4 our way, but there have been plenty of games over the years where it’s gone the other way. Might be our turn; success breeds luck perhaps. The Bont has come good and Boyd (T.) takes two more killer marks. At three-quarter time we’ve had 7 of the last 10 scoring shots, but we’re still only eight points up. Have we squandered the championship quarter?

Last 30 minutes for the year. Four minutes in Buddy gets a goal and Papley has already kicked a point — so there is one point in it. Is this the end? The Sydney steam roller about to come good? 12 minutes to go and Jakey finds a trademark stroke of genius and gets one from nowhere out of the back of a pack. They can’t break us. Not yet.

Mr Ainsworth has watched the game a number of times wondering just when it was that we were going to win. I say it was this.

Thirty metres from the goals Papley kicks into Biggs, the man on the mark. Biggs follows up but is tackled. Dalhaus gets a tap forward. Lloyd (Swans) picks it up but Biggs smothers his handpass. Macrae gets it, off to Dunkley who handpasses ahead of Biggs yet again. Cordy (Z.), shorts pulled off displaying his nether regions, gets it out of a pack but can’t quite get it onto his boot. It spills to Daniel who gets it to Tom Boyd who kicks into the back of Stringer. It’s in the air. Biggs gets it again but is immediately stripped. A Swans handpass, desperate and misdirected, is picked up by Dunkley, to Macrae who somehow flicks it off his boot over to McLean who spills the mark into the path of Picken who picks it up and goals. 

From Papley lining up to kick the ball until the goal umpire has raised two fingers, time elapsed: 39 seconds. (A chauvinistic moment, Australian Rules football, surely the greatest of all team games.) The turning point wasn’t Picken’s goal. It was the absolute determination in that passage of play, this late in the game, to keep control of the direction of the ball. We’re seven points up and there are still seven minutes to play. Enough time to lose it, but not if we play with that sort of desperation. 

In his game day ‘Age’ article Bob had also written, ‘I’ve tried to explain with varying degrees of success that en masse we are an uncomplicated group. That doesn’t mean simple, only that these Bulldogs have a gift for simplifying things. Considered as music, we have some virtuosos with classical training. But for the most part this is a garage rock band. Tell us when the game starts, we’ll plug in and crank it up to 11.’ With seven minutes to go in the last quarter they were still at 11, even 11.5. They weren’t going to lose it from here.

A minute later JJ ducks past McGlynn and kicks a long one. Huge. This must be it. Unbelievable noise from the crowd. The umpire has the ball back in the middle ready for the bounce, when a score review is called for. The replay shows that the ball has somehow bounced on but not completely over the line and the Swans’ Laidler has touched it on the bounce. One point. Back to the old days? The curse? Macrae kicks another point. Then Dale Morris with his two fractured vertebrae runs down Buddy in the centre of the field, a free, but advantage — play on. Tom Boyd picks it up and from 80 metres has a shot and it bounces … bounces … through. ‘And the western suburbs erupt’, says Dennis Cometti. This must be the cork in the bottle. Fifteen points. Yep. It’s looking like it. McGlynn (Swans) misses a set shot from thirty metres out and hangs his head. Tommy Boyd kicks a point. Can the Swans get three goals in five minutes? Probably not. Two minutes fourteen to go Stringer squares a beautiful pass to Liam Picken who controls it well enough to get his boot on the ball from just a few metres out. What a game he’s played. That’s the absolute sealer. We will win. The coach comes down from his box to the boundary line. Bob’s there too, tears streaming down his face. Bench: Hunter, Boyd M., Smith, Cordy Z. (sic). The siren goes as Toby McLean misses a set shot. Chrissy Grant and Rohan ‘Bubba’ Smith embrace dissolving in their own sets of tears.

There were those who put it down to the controversial bye before the finals which gave five of our injured players an additional week to recover. Or the injuries during the game to Buddy Franklin (who didn’t seem to be impeded) and Hannebery (only towards the end of the game). Sydney’s foolishness in picking McVeigh and Mills who were clearly not fit was noted. The internet seethed with the free kick count and the number of dodgy ones that went our way and there was some weird Trumpian inference that the only explanation for the result was that we must have cheated. Bruce ‘Cyyyrrrrrrilllll’ McAvaney, unbearable man that he is, was more interested in the retirement of his co-commentator than the result. But we won. 

Let it be recorded: Dogs 13.11.89 Swans 10.7.67.

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JJ was awarded the Norm Smith medal for best on ground. If any individual could have won it, it should have been the Swans’ Josh Kennedy. The point of the Dogs is that no player dominates or wins a game on their own. Boyd T., Boyd M., Morris, Hamling, Roberts were all great; but it was Dalhaus and Libber who were at the bottom of the packs, the fundamental part of the swarm that won the game; Jack Macrae gave his sweet left foot a big work out; The Bont … always; Dickson kicked the goals; Picken! Picken, ah … and so on.

Then in the post-game carry-on two unusual things happened.

No one made the traditional Australian ‘thank you’ speech, the one that begins ‘I’d just like …’. In his concession, Keiran Jack the estimable captain of the Swans (who have a player-instituted ‘no dickheads’ policy, bless them) began: ‘Just huge congratulations. You guys play footy the right way, so you’re well congratulated today.’ Honourable, decent, respectful.

And there was none of the conventional idiot triumphalism from Bevo. ‘It took our very best to beat the Swans. They’re a tremendous side. At half time I really thought it would take something extra special to win. The boys had given their all already. … And to you, the fans, we’ve felt like the Beatles this past week. You’ve boosted our spirits. We’ve ridden on your wings really. Our players couldn’t have given any more. They’re totally spent.’ Just as he says this there’s a cutaway to the players who are jumping up and down, hugging each other, clearly far from spent. It’s himself he’s talking about.

‘Thank you very much.’ And he turns away, but then as though drawn by something important he turns back to the microphone and says, taking off his premiership medallion: ‘Before I go I’d like to get Bob Murphy up on the stand. … images-article-2016-10-05-gettyimages-611911396This is yours Murph. You deserve it more than anyone else.’

A short while later, Sam Lane, a female journalist, they’re friends, catches Bob who’s worn his game day jumper under his track suit top. Catching him has not been an easy task. We have been watching him having an out-of-body experience geeing up the crowd to roar even more.

‘Robert Murphy, Robert Murphy can you put into words what is running through your veins?’

He struggles, visibly. Then he says, measuring each phrase: ‘We must be dreamin’. It’s somethin’ else. We didn’t even allow ourselves to daydream about this. (A second wind and really to the crowd) Sons and daughters of the ‘Scray, we’re bringing it home. Hoooooomme.’ He strides away gesturing to the crowd still warbling.

And we won, he won, but he didn’t play and the next day he gave the medal back. The AFL, recognising that something special had happened, had already replaced Bevo’s medal, and the spare one is now in the Western Bulldogs museum celebrating the love and respect one can have for one’s fellow human beings.

After the game Boydy said: He [Bob]’s our leader. We’ll just have to do it again for him next year I reckon.’ Aged 35. He’ll be deft and experienced but the injury will ensure he’ll never be as quick or agile as he was. Maybe Bob’s role is spiritual adviser. Maybe we won because he could devote himself to building a scarcely penetrable wall of single-mindedness and (good) will with Bevo. Maybe we won because he wasn’t playing.

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When I get the annual survey of club members it requests choice from a seven-point scale whether I am ‘not very interested’ to ‘passionate’. I’m not even torn at this point. Mr Ainsworth would be a 7, I come in about a 5. I barrack pretty emphatically but I don’t buy merchandise. I wear my scarf sparingly. Myrna wears the cap when we go walking. When Footscray won the VFL Grand Final and The Chinese Footballer won the award for best on ground playing with a partially mended collar bone, the other shoulder strapped to confuse the opposition, I was just as happy, happier, than when the firsts won. Unalloyed happiness. Completely uncomplicated happiness. But this …

The Dogs have caught the car. What now? I guess I’ll just have to go along to find out.

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#5 Be Here Now

IMG_0203Yeah, well he couldn’t work it out either. We asked him.

Tram (just visible in the background, the orange and yellow one) from Dogo Onsen to Okaido. Take the 10.02 JR bus bound for 落出. Get off at 久万中学校前 where it might be late. The driver of the connecting Iyotetsu bus bound for 面河 usually waits for 10 minutes. He will take you to 岩屋寺 where you get off and begin your walk.

And even though there was an unbroken procession of buses going through the Okaido stop, an hour and a half later that’s how it was. The traffic began thick but gradually dissipated as we headed down a very long, very narrow major street towards increasingly dramatic mountains. (Myrna’s photo: on her phone out the bus window)IMG_5637My Japanese expert, thank you Shelley, translated the sign for me. ‘CAUTION. From here on there are many curves.’ And so indeed there were. A long haul up and over a pass, but by the time we got to the bus change the mist had dissolved into a beautiful day. 

IMG_0162The first temple was about 800 metres from the bus stop and about 400 metres vertically, a heart starter. Iwaya-ji, The Cavern-housed Temple, Number 45, is set into the side of what is really a cliff face and was an intriguing affair. Internet information: 

This temple is one of the nansho of Ehime Prefecture and is one of the sites where mountain recluses and wandering holy men once performed their religious disciplines. Be sure to see the surface of the cliff above the temple. The mountain is famous as the dwelling place of seven kinds of sacred birds. Legend states that the temple was donated to Kobo Daishi by a mysterious female recluse named Hokke-Sennin. Was she a shamaness or just a woman well advanced in Buddhist training? [We may never know.] Kobo Daishi carved two statues of Fudo, one in stone and kept in a cave at the rear of the temple, and the other in wood and enshrined in the hondo. By keeping the stone statue in the cave, Kobo Daishi ensured that the entire mountain needed to be worshipped in order to worship the statue. This way the mountain remained sacred, just as it had been in Shintoism. Over time, every nook and cranny of the mountain became sacred and every rock and slope became part of the sacred object.IMG_0144ODSC01138n the way up you pass remarkable sets of Jizo statuary, which had been constant companions on the way. Jizo is a bosatsu (bodhisattva), a god? an entity? who has achieved nirvana but who chooses instead to provide assistance to others, in this case being the protector of many types of people including travellers, pregnant mothers, and in modern Japan in particular, the guardian of unborn, aborted, miscarried and stillborn babies. Jizo appear in many forms often decorated with bibs or hats. People who have lost children or who are seeking help for those who are sick, dress up the statues to keep them warm believing that if they clothe Jizo, so too will Jizo clothe their children in his warm robe of kindness and shelter them in his capacious sleeves. However expressed, there is something utterly poignant about this.IMG_0168AIMG_0174bove the temple is one of many caves nearby where monks have meditated for centuries. I climbed up to look at walls covered with coins and other offerings, but mostly coins.

‘Every nook and cranny of the mountain became sacred’ and every nook and cranny of the mountain was covered with interesting things to examine, as well as a maze of tracks which somehow didn’t seem to disturb its transfixing beauty. We deviated from the instructions but this splendid day there didn’t seem to be any wrong turns. We were climbing quite hard but it scarcely seemed noticeable. Transcendence? Sure. In its own way.IMG_0163When we reached the top there was a kilometre or two of plateau frequently with a sheer drop on one side of the track. Long views would suddenly unfold especially on the next descent. Glorious glorious walking.IMG_0187WIMG_0192e were sitting up in the air maundering our way through lunch complemented by some new discoveries from the Matsuyama shopping arcade, when I got the white book out again and realised it was going to be another rush to get to our bus. If we missed the one we’d set ourselves for the next one would get us home around 8.00, too late. So down through the paddies at pace and through the town of Fusuwara. We got two lots of additional advice about where the track restarted. Both were correct in their own way but incomplete costing us about 20 minutes. 2.3 the sign said when we got back on track, then 1.4 after that and, with a very steep and slippery climb included, 50 minutes to do it in. This colours the experience.

IMG_5689As things stood, after climbing very hard for about 20 minutes we topped out and had a steepish descent: steps, cobbles, following a concreted creek, in mud — all that. We saw the day’s second temple, Daiho-ji, Great Treasure Temple, Number 44, but didn’t stay. We had a bus to catch. We arrived a bit sweaty but deeply content at 15.38 for 15.42, four minutes, just time to breach the vending machine. This had been a fabulous (half) day’s walking. I would like to do it again, more slowly.

The arcade was quiet on our return. It was Monday and all the tourists had gone back to work. We went straight to the front of the line for the softu crema, orange this time and magnificent. (Oh dear. A theme. However it sounds, we did do more than eat softu crema and drink vending machine coffee.) Manifold interesting types of fish for dinner including this chap. They have very fine cooks at the Sachiya Ryokan.IMG_5692

Last day. Culturally crippled as I am, there was a fleeting feeling that a bed off the floor and something other than rice, tofu and fish for breakfast would be nice. Just a hint. And lo and behold, our hosts had worked out what we had liked and what we had left for the previous breakfast and tailored the menu accordingly. 

‘As with yesterday, please check carefully that you board the correct bus.’ We returned to the Okaido bus stop not actually brimming with confidence but we had been there before, we knew where the Starbucks was and where to sit to inhale the passing parade, and took the wrong bus. Wrong-ish. It was an Iyotetsu bus. It arrived at 9.33. I asked a bystander if it went to Niihama. He said sure. I asked the driver if he stopped at Ooto. He said sure. What are you going to do?

So, great. We’d got on the tour of the hospitals and community facilities of south-eastern Matsuyama bus. First stop the Cancer Centre, next stop the Matsuyamajoto Hospital, then the University Hospital, then an old folks centre. Only faintly troubled, we watched the aged and infirm emptying the seats. I tried the driver again. ‘Ooto?’ which might sound something like ‘oor-ooor-tee-orh’ and I wasn’t confident I had it down. He nodded reassuringly so we sat tight and, wrong bus right outcome, we did get there but 20 minutes after the appointed time. The appointment was with a taxi to allow us to miss another two-hour crawl up the bottom of a mountain. Time was important today because we had reserved train tickets to take us all the way back across the island to Takamatsu. And voila. Bless him.IMG_0204Another day in the forest and another very stiff climb. Writing about it in my journal that night I began: Maybe I’m too tired to write about this. It was just hard work right from the start, unrelenting. IMG_0010

Yes. This one. (With the merest hint of a General Teaching Council of Scotland paperweight Ivor.) But you might notice that once we had reached and enjoyed Yokomine-ji, Flat Peak Temple, Number 60, it was downhill all the way. Somewhere down here on the far distant flat was our station.IMG_0221One of the issues was that there kept being things to look at and enjoy, like these ancient man-made dirt ‘bridges’ between two humps …IMG_0216hollowed out versions of the track, here on a detour that extended the journey …IMG_0215and wandering down embedded stone steps while being assailed with constant birdsong.IMG_0212This too was great walking. And we didn’t want to miss anything. While you’re there … So we got off the track to visit Koon-ji Oku-no-in, Koon-ji temple’s ‘hidden inner sanctuary’. (Oku, 奥, with whom we were travelling, of course insist you visit it.) And how could you miss this?gods in creekFudo Myo-o at top with Kongara and Seitaka.

At 19, Mongaku experiences a religious conversion to Buddhism. Leaving his job as a civil servant, he takes a vow of poverty and sets off to the mountains to live as a wandering monk. In order to express his devotion, he sets himself a variety of impossible tasks. First he lies in a field for eight days and nights tormented by the hot sun and the bites of flies and mosquitoes. Next he decides to make a pilgrimage to the Nachi waterfall where the god of the waterfall lives. He wades into the pool at the base of the freezing waterfall, vowing to stay there for 21 days reciting prayers to the saint Fudo. [Saint eh? That’s another idea.] After three days the monk’s numbed feet slip on the rocks and he is swept downstream. Rescued by a passing stranger, Mongaku is anything but appreciative. He yells at his rescuer and immediately wades back into the pond under the falls. Eight boys jump into rescue him but he fights them off. After three more days the monk is so weak he loses consciousness and slips under the water. Fudo sends his god-like boy servants Kongara and Seitaka to help. They use magic to insulate his body from the cold. After being heartened by Fudo’s interest and concern he returns to the water and remains there reciting prayers for 21 days. Later, full of holy indignation, he fights and subdues The Dragon King, a sea god responsible for the sea and its storms.

I’m not quite sure what we can draw from that, or how it might reflect on Japanese culture, although it may help to explain some of its television game shows: you know, the ones where you have to eat 100 cockroaches while surrounded by people screaming. But after this, Koon-ji itself, Fragrant Garden Temple, Number 61, and resembling a large office block from the Brutalist School of architecture was small beer, and we still had two trains to catch.

FullSizeRenderWe were down in the town of Komatsucho by this stage with not much more than kilometre to go. Distracted by the boggled interest of some school kids, we weren’t quite sure how many right angle turns we’d made and asked a passing motorist for directions to the last temple, Hoju-ji, Preserved Treasure Temple, Number 62. She didn’t want to tell us. In a final gesture of ossetai she really really wanted to drive us there. But no, no way. Not today. We’d come this far and while trembling on the brink, we hadn’t tumbled over the train timetable precipice just yet. We turned a corner and in the far distance I could see a big traffic sign to the eki, which I knew was 100 metres from the temple. So we hustled along the footpath of a busy main road to find a good deal of Hoju-ji in the middle of major building works. The contemporary world will intrude.IMG_0231

And yes …IMG_0233with just enough time to tackle the vending machines.

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Did we get sick of temples? No. There are half a dozen more I’d really like to see including Number 88. Did we find them all interesting? No. It varied. But almost always. Shosun-ji, Iwaya-ji and Tairyu-ji I am unlikely to forget, not for the pain but for the reward of getting to them. Did we become pilgrims? No. We were just walkers having a red hot time. In terms of background, do I wish I knew then what I know now? Mmm … moot point. Not sure. It’s a bit like track notes. They never make sense till after you’ve done the walk. But there is nothing which sustains liveliness of mind more than the joy of initial discovery. Do I wish I had known more about temple etiquette? Yes. You light your joss sticks in threes and ring the bell once only. Anything a) less and b) more is egregious.

Myrna says:

It was like solving a puzzle every day. That’s the pilgrimage.

We ate outstanding apples, and great rice crackers. The white bait was full of flavour and life. We appreciated water. That’s the pilgrimage too.

As you go up into the mountains, with the effort and focus of the climbing and the constant presence of the natural world, the daily concerns of life just fall away. You are reminded of this by all those jizos which represent so much pain, parents struggling to lighten the weight of their sadness. Then you get to a temple garden and there is stillness and peace in the beauty, peace stopping the usual hurly burly of your mind. It’s not the religion or the ritual or the statues or the temples; it’s the experience. That’s the pilgrimage.

 

 

#4 Getting into Focus

IMG_0061The next morning we found ourselves on a train heading further west along the northern coast of Shikoku. It was a late-ish departure and we’d spent part of the wait in Kotohira at the Palanquin, a tiny establishment devoted to coffee and sandwiches, thick with smoke and rarely I think patronised by non-Japanese. We were treated with glee and lavish assistance.

Yeah this day. I’d forgotten about this day. Two trains to get us to Imabari, two hours, then enough time for a minor feast at the station’s Willie Winkie followed by a short bus ride. Soporific that’s the correct word, I was lulled into a torpor. Torpor: a state of decreased physiological activity in an animal. Torpor enables animals to survive periods of reduced food availability. Or it could be a consequence of stuffing your face. I hadn’t felt so full since ravaging the menu at the Tiger Gyoza Hall in Kyoto. It was very grey day, a Japanese grey day — misty, still, humid. Quite possibly there are many days of that sort round here.

IMG_0072We did get the right bus — however short the trip that is a prerequisite — and got off at the right stop somewhere in the middle of the countryside and walked back the way we had come to Taisan-ji, Tall Mountain Temple, Number 56. The temple itself was not of great interest, but its siting was. It felt just a bit like being in another world, a possible product of too many trains and buses. IMG_0078I liked this rock with its colourful striations. The small pine next to it is believed to cure all lower back ailments. 

Complementing my general distractibility, I was thinking about the Patisserie Sourire which we were to find just past Pao Guitars Bread and Cafe. Ah my, we did our best but it was never going to be great. Even with their most diligent enthusiasm for things French, the Japanese just don’t get cakes. We discussed this with a young Japanese New Zealander in the spa of the Kyoto Aquacentre. (And not everyone can say that.) She was studying to be a pastry chef and she agreed. Myrna turned up her nose but I did my duty and ensured there was no waste.

IMG_0085This sort of country. Saturday afternoon, and he was reefing potatoes out of here like you wouldn’t believe. I gave him a wave and a thumbs up without really knowing what that might mean in Japanese. He seemed pleased, grinned and gave a generous bow.

 

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And this sort of country. We were heading to a temple on the top of the ridge in front of us (which you can see with appropriate magnification) to spend the night. Our track took us along the verge of the trees. On the crest of the hill to the left is Eifuku-ji, Number 57 and, despite having a very clear map and the most thorough guidebook in the history of the universe, we walked straight past it. At the time, we were experiencing the impact of an adjacent tannery (as it happens the building to the left of the farmhouse) and were discussing what it would be like working there. And whether you’d ever lose the smell or whether it would attach to you like some succubus and you would take it to the grave. And the important place of dog shit in the industry. So, obviously, busy. As Maxwell Smart would say, missed it by that much: The Temple of Prosperity and Good Fortune wouldn’t you know. Real pilgrims would have been much more attentive.

Senyu-ji, Temple 58, is named for its location, the mountain on which it is built. You walk around a weir, the pitch is never too bothersome, you hit a road and think you’re there. We hadn’t done much walking, but it was about enough. Then we came to this gate.IMG_0092A mini version perhaps of the famous guardians of Senso-ji in Asakusa (eastern Tokyo). If so, they are Fujin the god of wind and Raijin the god of thunder. The road looked the easier option, but I had eaten the cakes and needed to perform some act of contrition. We made our peace with these chaps and headed through. Our progress was interrupted by some people in a car desperate to provide ossetai who, poor things, had to chase us 80 or so metres up some of the steepest and slipperiest steps going round. What was it? Bottles of drink, some crisps and lolly bars. IMG_5573We continued on 200 more metres making extensive use of the handrail, where there was one. That’s the ascent, the final 280 metres. What an entry. And we landed head first into thick fog.

IMG_0113We were staying here at the shukubo, pilgrims’ lodgings, billed as rather more hard core than those we had stayed in at Anraku-ji. One woman seemed to be running the whole show, doing everything, and it was big. There seemed to be 30 or so older pilgrims staying in a dormitory on the ground floor, 20 or 30 very polite young people who had a group cheer at the completion of their meals and maybe ten others, not quite like us but family groups, and then some people building a new shelter for the bell. It was a crowd. This is where the cuisine got the 0.4: unabashedly serious vegan, prepared and served by three people for all that mob.
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This actually was okay. She’s just a bit tired. And it reminded her of boarding school. Breakfast was mainly brown rice in tepid water and less good; but look, pilgrims, what should you expect?

I actually liked it here a lot. I enjoyed the bath. I reneged on attending the service — Myrna went — and didn’t feel I’d missed that much. Instead I started reading ‘The (bilingual) Teaching of Buddha’ which I found highly informative. When we left, very early next morning, I asked if I could buy a copy and was given one. Just for interest, our room, which looked a lot like many of the rooms we stayed in. Nice air here. We seemed to be catching a breeze which cooled things down making sleep more accessible.IMG_0097I woke at 5.00, chanting and bells began at 6.00 and we were gone by 7.00, a misty descent down a different route running into the man with the cameras  giving each other a considerable surprise as we did so. But it was early Sunday morning in Imabari, a funny sort of netherland that I found most attractive. Just us and the grey mist.IMG_0122Except for these guys — the number of Japanese, in Ehime at least, it takes to dig a hole on a Sunday morning.IMG_0123Carefully tended and extremely productive vegetable gardens (for home use presumably although there were some rather half-hearted roadside stalls), paddies which were dry unlike those in the east, and no sign of wealth. We stopped at a Lawson for some coffee and watched the morning unfold. People in their bed wear coming in for the paper and some food, girls out without makeup (!in Japan) and rectifying that situation while glued to their phones, dads and their sons getting something to take to sports practice or matches, casual reviews of the shelves to find something to take home for breakfast, a couple in a car, silent and immobile, who might have still been getting home from the night before. The stuff of life really.

There was only one turn in this leg of the walk and we duly arrived at Iyo Kokubun-ji, the State Temple of Iyo, Number 59, and almost immediately were accosted by a pilgrim who rather fiercely remonstrated with us for walking on the wrong side of the road, gathered breath, and then for walking too fast, and then spent some time trying to pretend he hadn’t. Japan has its fair share of officious arseholes. We thought we’d move on.

IMG_0130It was only couple of k.s to the station and they took us along a concreted canal which probably once would have been a creek, past tennis training where the Nishikoris of the future were playing very capably, four or even six to a court, past a school where band practice was in full swing and soccer and dance practice were vying for space in the yard. One of the complaints of foreign teachers working in Japan is that they work a seven-day week, 50 or more weeks a year, including summer camp supervision. To do less is to display lack of commitment. 

Iyo Sakurai station provided one example that not every bit of infrastructure in Japan is in exemplary nick.

IMG_0131And this is the local that took us to Matsuyama. Old people, women especially, and kids use the buses; but everyone uses the locals. Outside the major cities this is how people get around. 

Later in the day sitting back on the comfortable chairs in the terrace of our luxurious room in a ryokan just a dropkick from Dogo Onsen (below), one of the oldest organised hot springs in Japan,5502_01 and just as close to a shopping arcade with black sesame softu crema, I was thinking about where we were and what had been happening — no bird’s eye, no shape, bobbing up out the ground hither and thither. I was finding its intricacy  understandable but slightly wearing. Yesterday, we had been negotiating our way round a mountaintop temple. Today, in the heart of a tourist destination, choosing between a Lawson and Willie Winkie for coffee, eating an astonishing variety of food, encountering major variations in landscape … But then I thought maybe the medium is the message. This is how it is. This is what we were up for. If in some moments, and they were only moments, it was overwhelming, it was also unforgettable.

We ate some rather ordinary gyoza ordered through a wildly inefficient vending machine process and walked a kilometre or two towards our destination — it was still not much past midday — before deciding that a tram which would take us almost to the door of our accommodation would be a good idea. IMG_0132We had passed the Scrivener Department of the Ehime Prefecture Canal System and The Gright, billed in English as: ‘Location that has been the pride of the people living in Matsuyama, a place to make a lifetime of memories. Chapel and two banquet with the world feeling that has been refined in the quality of New York style. The hotel is a must to enjoy the special feeling and extraordinary feeling in spite of the wedding hall located in the good heart of the location environment. The wedding of a rainy day as a sunny day. Wedding winter day to as spring day. Us also give a sense of security to many people it is a ceremony of the all-weather.’ Inside, heaven:20150817shop_img9.pngviewWe were welcomed by another champion of the hospitality industry.IMG_0200A great man who couldn’t have been more helpful. We had a rest and then decided to see the sights. What was it again? When you’re there do everything? And the sights were readily accessible. There are eight 88 temples in or near Matsuyama and Ishite-ji, Stone Hand Temple, Number 51, was just down the road. On his death bed, centuries ago, someone called Emon Saburo expressed his wish to be reincarnated as a kinder man. Kobo Daishi honoured this wish by placing a stone in the dying man’s hand. It later reappeared in the hand of a new born child. A casket houses this stone here.

IMG_0147Sunday afternoon, and it was seething with o-henro and other tourists, a busload of Spaniards amongst them, who were behaving more egregiously than us at our worst. We were in town. The city gardens were on top of a hill which provided excellent views of the city and I had my bird’s eye view. We had passed the Dogo Onsen complex and stumbled over the Botchan Karakuri Clock, Botchan being a popular novel written by local Natsume Soseki and widely read by Japanese school children. On the hour the characters emerge and do their clockwork thing, delightfully, and then it all folds away till next time.IMG_0139At its base is a trough fed by a mineral spring for walkers to salve their weary feet, before heading off to the very fine onsen and the feast prepared at Sachiya Ryokan.

#3 Uneven Delights

IMG_5414 (1)Day 4. I didn’t really feel like I look. Just caught the moment. It had been a great day’s walking and I was actually ready for more, but we were shortly about to get off the mountain via cable car, ropeway in the vernacular. It was another nansho temple, Tairyu-ji, Grand Dragon Temple, Number 21.

We had shunned the taxi option and our splendidDSC01244 bus driver had dropped us off with 450m to climb in a bit over 3km, 1 in 6. That’s about what it felt like, but we were up for it that day. It was a lovely path winding through forest and we began with a preliminary reward.

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It was still warm but a bit damp, although not enough for me to put my slicker on. Just enough to keep a fairly steamy version of cool.
DSC01254Birds, salamander-like oddities in a pond, locals who wanted to take our photo, in and out of farmland, before hitting a very steep dirt track which brought us up to the road to the temple.DSC01256These temples all have road access. How else would you restock the vending machines? But in the mountains at least it’s odd how little you encounter them.

There has been a temple at Kakurin-ji, Number 20, Crane Forest Temple, for more than 1200 years and we were walking in and out of a thick mist which added to its atmospherics. DSC01275After a short look round on this peak there was a long but straightforward descent which just kept unfolding in its loveliness. Near this point we walked through a serious and extensive collection of bonsai and met the gentleman who enquired about the health of Murray Rose. His group of o-henro were having a congenial but lively squabble about directions. Newly seasoned and knowledgable etc etc, we were able to point them in the direction from where we had just come.

DSC01278DSC01280The Nakagawa River, famed for the clarity of its water but on this day an opaque icey aqua, was at the foot of this descent. Across this bridge the next climb began. For half of the way, this one stayed on a tarred road, very narrow — just trafficable if you were driving a Japanese little car or van — following a creek valley up the hill. Uphill but only vehicle grade. DSC01283Easy walking even meeting this friend on the way. The road led to a disused farm where this oddity appeared.DSC01285DSC01293As customary, just to keep you honest and remind you of a few salient things, the big climb is supplemented by several sets of steps. Tairyu-ji was being repaired but that didn’t interfere with its complexity and beauty. It is suggested that Kobo Daishi sat on a rock peak near here to practice Kokuzo Gumonji-ho, a short mantra. To pray for improved memory this mantra must be repeated a million times over the course of 100 days. You’d probably remember that at least even if nothing else.

Then out of the gloom we saw the friends (pink and white on the right) we had met initially at our first temple lodgings then again at each of four temples on the third day, and now here again — the fifth small miracle. Perhaps not completely unexplained as Kaoru was completing her pilgrimage and had only one stamp to collect to complete her nokyo-cho.DSC01294At the ropeway station we were offered and gratefully accepted a cup of mushroom soup and paid startlingly reduced fares: a version of ossetai for overseas visitors perhaps. All sorts of things were promised of the view on the 15 minute journey down but in thick cloud we saw nothing till the Nakagawa suddenly came into focus just below us. We found a Lawson (ubiquitous convenience store chain) which provided coffee and a snack and we found the bus which would take us back to Tokushima. It was full of school kids, about 30 of them, whose hot breath and damp clothes fogged up the windows instantly which is how those windows remained for the hour and a quarter of the trip. We got on at Wajiki East which sounds as downtown as it was. The terminus of the ropeway was the only real built feature and yet here come all these kids. From where? And going past how many schools in 75 minutes on the bus towards Tokushima? And anyway, doesn’t Tokushima itself have schools? Thirteen train stations, no schools?

Anyway the views were limited so we watched the kids (and vice versa) for entertainment. IMG_5454Half slept; this was a standard journey. The groovy girls in the back seat did their phones. We got back to Subaruyado Yoshino (the ‘Pleiades Ryokan’: subaru=constellation) to be accosted again by very good food in vast quantities, and a long and exhausting conversation in a combination of those well known languages Google translation and charade.

The next day began with, well actually excellent coffee at a Tully’s round the corner. Beyond that, a one-hour train trip north to Takamatsu and then a half-hour bus ride which would take us into Kagawa prefecture (‘Nirvana’). Near our stop we would find a taxi to help us bypass a 90-minute crawl up a paved road. The taxi delivered us to the entrance of Number 82, Negoro-ji, Fragrant Root Temple. DSC01316

We found most of the features here including this chap, a youkai. As an insight into the challenges of translating from Japanese to English the word youkai is made up of the kanji for ‘bewitching; attractive; calamity;’ and ‘spectre; apparition; mystery; suspicious’. Written Japanese seems to me to be as fluid and motile as public Japanese behaviour is precise, confined and measured. The kanji meanings bounce off each other like echoes in a well. As a reminder we live in the 21st century,  a contemporary youkai.Unknown 

On departure we had conversation with a pilgrim who spoke good English and who had quite a lot of questions. He was an interesting man: alert, calm, humble with a deep stillness, at once self-contained and yet completely open. I was going to say vulnerable, but that would be quite wrong. I wondered if this, made flesh, was the state that Buddhists aspire to.

We tromped out the back way. This section had another flavour. Initially it was a little like the outskirts of somewhere: here a restaurant, over there lodgings, here a bank of vending machines, toilets, a small shrine, over there what might have been reception rooms, a scattering of farm sheds but at the same time lots of forest, a nature reserve in fact. Different. And despite obvious directions, because of the number of roads and tracks a good place to lose your way. I pulled my glasses out of my pocket somewhere here and our map went with them, but it wasn’t far till we were absolutely en route to Shiromine Rest Area. From there the forest was more like subtropical Australian savannah. An occasional ooze of water through the track of dirt and broken rock, some desultory streams, comparatively low and open canopy, busy undergrowth and a tremendous amount of insect and bird noise.
DSC01326Shiromine-ji, White Peak Temple, Number 81, was a fascinating place with at least three major layers of buildings in the middle of very highly developed gardens. At the entry we were welcomed by this collection of maneki-neko, and then there were goats and chooks and sheep and birds and monkeys. And this chap. No idea who or what he is, but there will be a story. There always is.

DSC01329DSC01331This is also where my camera lens decided to stick on the limits of its digital zoom. This is the last picture it took — from about 40m away.

We sat down to a lunch of rice crackers and dried whitebait (with hindsight, not very Buddhist really, so many young lives) and I found myself singing away: ‘Immortal invisible god only wise/ in light inaccessible hid from our eyes/ most blessed most glorious the Ancient of Days etc’. I’d never really noticed the words, just as… mmm can I say loopy? as anything we were seeing here, just more familiar.

I was lying back into the day and the splendid temple surrounds when I thought I’d get the white book out to work out when we actually needed to be at Kokubu station. This train would finish taking us half way across the island to Kotohira, our bags and a change of clothes. 16.12. There would be another train, but we didn’t know when and probably not for an hour (17.39 I later discovered). 2.7km plus another 5.8, no map, maybe another one for getting lost, call it 10 — and it was 13.50. 

It wasn’t a relaxed walk. Myrna thought we were going about the pace we used to, but I don’t remember hurtling along like this, not for a couple of hours at a time anyway. We got back to Shiromine Rest Area 12 minutes quicker than the outwards leg. That augured well. The next section was a grassy road pretty much on the contour and we made very good time. 2.9ks to do in a bit under an hour. Cruising. But we were a long way up in the air and had to get down, so just as it started pouring rain we came to a few hundred metres of badly eroded steps with risers varying between 30 and 45cm. The worst. Clonk goes tibia on femur. Clonk. Clonk. Clonk. And that’s a fairly slow clonk clonk clonk.

We decided our target was the station and not the next and last temple. We saw one sign to the station and hared off in that direction. I think maybe we would have found it but not all members of the group agreed. So we waved over a driver who had a bit of trouble explaining just how to get there — we were probably beyond easy directions in any language — so she offered a lift. ‘It is the rain time after all’, and so it was. My companion accepted with alacrity, not because she couldn’t have walked to the station and the temple (Sanuki Kokubun-ji, Public Tribute Provincial Temple, Number 80) which was more or less on the way, but neither of us wanted to miss the train. It had been a slightly ratty sort of day. Missing the train would have put the cork firmly in the bottle. Five minutes later we trail cheaters had opened a Suntory Boss and a Coke from the station vending machine and begun arguing about which side of the line we should be on.
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The train to Kotohira was the slowest local ever. Ever. It didn’t just stop at every station, it stopped at every station to admire the scenery and discuss the weather. Just under two hours later we pulled into Kotohira in steady rain. We walked past this, the famous unmissable lantern tower, visible for miles, landmark of Kotohira, without seeing it. Probably more correctly, saw it but were beyond registering. We went straight on rather than turning left as instructed. Read the instruction but were beyond comprehension. This can happen.

IMG_0036Those instructions claimed that our accommodation was six minutes walk from the station. It might have taken us nine. Maybe 15. No disaster. We were the only customers at Kotobuki (Congratulations! or Long life!), sank into its bath and ate one of the really great Japanese meals ever. This wasn’t perfect classical cooking. We had some of that at Matsuyama and applauded it roundly. This was a meal cooked by people who have a deep-seated understanding coming from the very marrow of their bones for what would be interesting and tasty. They proved themselves to be wonderful hosts in any number of ways. IMG_0046

 

What do you do on a rest day? I had two things on my list: washing clothes and buying a new camera. Getting to the industrial-strength laundrette provided a substantial tour of the flat non-tourist side of Kotohira during which we saw three young non-Japanese people, the first for five days. They were looking lost. I did buy a camera, Myrna bought some clothes, we bought some excellent loquats which neither of us had had since we were kids. IMG_0016We went to see the Sheath Bridge. This is the information I have about it: ‘Year is a bridge that God is in you over only once. Since a little away from the approach you can see people even less slowly. It can not be over, but I recommend enjoy the view.’ Challenging, but I think — God is in the bridge. You can only cross it once (a year?). It’s locked up the rest of the time. But it’s good to look at. I’ve also found a story about a demigod who had all his toes cut off and therefore made sheaths for his feet which came off while fleeing from an army of monkeys. Take your pick really.

But Konpira is definitely the god of choice here for his contribution to the health and wellbeing of sailors and to the health and wellbeing of the local economy.

IMG_0038Konpira-san is the largest Shinto shrine on Shikoku and that’s the main reason for visiting the town of Kotohira. Its population is officially about 10,000, although I don’t know where you would put the city limits. On the flat side of the main drag it’s heavily populated semi-agricultural land which covers a considerable plain. (At left: peak hour at the covered market on the flat side. Below, some of the constant stream of school kids heading up to Konpira-san) On the steep side it’s tourism.IMG_0009

Konpira-san is finally reached via 1368 steps but Konpira Dai Gongen, a series of large shrines is reached at 785. Sutra: when you’re there do everything. So like Tour de France cyclists who go for rides in the mountains on their rest day, in the late afternoon we were enticed upwards because that’s what you do at Kotohira. Really the only thing we missed was Japan’s oldest kabuki theatre, the Kanamaruza.

About 100 steps up. Find me the city limits.IMG_0021Before moving on, I’d like to illustrate an option that you might like to consider while doing the walk. $90 for up and back to the halfway shrine. It was very hot this day. Murder. I shake my head. Japanese. IMG_0020But let’s plough on.

 

#2 Times of Blessed Trial

DSC01127Kobo Daishi is lurking under the trees in the car park where we are waiting for a taxi. The hills in the background are modest versions of what we were off to climb.

A taxi! Did you say taxi? I thought you were walkers … 

Mmm true, but we’re not observing the strict Shikoku 88. We are kugiri-uchi, doing bits. We’re skipping Temples 7-10 and we’re off to our first nansho temple, where o-henro korogashi, ‘pilgrims tumble’. Distance to be covered: 15km. Ascents: three, 1400m vertical gain. (500 is quite a good day.) Descents: three, 1100m downwards. Oku gives you the option of increasing the length of the walk by 6km. We thought, just this time, no. Hence the taxi which would take us to the car park of Number 11, Fujii-dera, the Temple of the Wisteria Well. 

There were two car parks at Araku-ji. We choose this one, the wrong one, but a hiccup of very modest proportions. We found ourselves being driven by a cheerful soul who completely understood the meaning and implications of the term ‘7/11’. We scoured the shelves for some food that said lunch and found what were to become our staples: apples and bananas, rice crackers and chocolate. Our purchase entitled us to go into a lucky dip from which I drew, dah dah, a pack of iced tea, which I was pleased to pass on to our driver. He was more than suitably appreciative. DSC01129

DSC01133I’ve seen bigger wisteria plants but this one was enormous and, in flower, has five colours. We had a look around and like anything built into the forest wall this temple had its charms. I rang the bell and murmured a request for good fortune, found the track opening and off went. Up up up.

It was quite civilised for a start. We began walking with a pilgrim, a fit 50 year-old and we were walking about the same pace. When I’m climbing so steeply I like just to be in my own head with no one else much around, so we let him go. But 15 minutes later ran into him again sitting on a rest bench puffing hard. We giggled at each other, shook our heads and ploughed on. After two km and close to an hour of walking — it was relentless — we found this most welcome spring.DSC01142Note the fall off to the left. We quite often found ourselves walking next to a sheer but quite heavily forested drop. The pad would be running round the lip of small plateaux. Splendid walking. We got to Choudoan Temple, not one of the 88, but the peak of the first climb and ate one of our volley ball-sized apples and some rice crackers, discovering that the packet was a quarter full of dried whitebait. Japan. It was hot, round 30C and fairly sticky. My clothes were wringing wet.

Okay, I thought, we’re about to ease off and go down for a while. I hope it’s a generous grade. But you don’t go down. No way. You enter this series of rolling pitches, short ups and downs, like interval training, designed to chew up anything you’ve got left, 2km of them, before a sort of hilariously steep descent to Ryusian Temple (not one of the 88 either). You can just see Myrna in this photo but, no more than 30 metres behind, I’m looking at the part in her hair.DSC01158One blogger writes: ‘Today is the first real test and the day some will ponder what they have got themselves into. The climb from Temple 11 to 12 is very hard work and you go up, then down, then back up over three mountain passes. At the end of the day you will be exhausted and have sore legs, feet, and shoulders. Some will have blisters. What’s more, you still have to walk part way back down to find lodgings. Many people are in tears at the end of this day.’

DSC01167In his account of the pilgrimage Paul Barach can’t believe this section of the pilgrimage either. ‘Since I was 13 I’ve been an athlete, lettering in four sports, bicycling century rides and running the Seattle marathon. So I’m confused when my legs buckle and the blurry ground rushes up to my face. … With long rests and short hikes I force myself up the switchbacks until I sprawl across the foot of a stone staircase. The benevolent iron visage of Kukai [Kobo Daishi’s original name] peers down at me. Behind him I’m sure I can hear a soda machine thrumming. I made it. … I catch my breath and charge to the top. Past Kukai is an empty clearing. No temple, no water faucet, no soda machine.’

DSC01165This is what he means. And he’s right. The second climb is shorter and not as difficult as the first. But when you get there, there’s no there there. It is where we met the delightful people in the opening photo of #1. They were at the top of this last staircase, the sting in the tail of this section.

But we could overplay all this. Yes, it is a climb, and yes it was a hot day. But there is an enormous amount of encouragement from bird life. One species in particular pushes itself to the limit to provide a song of joy, nearly conks out but then goes again, and then again. I took heart from its performance and cheered each time. One more … come on … push it out. The forest is shady and remarkably diverse, and you’re not climbing Everest. DSC01172

When you’ve got this far, you’ve almost certainly found a rhythm. And from here you are going down, not violently as previously but on a steady grade down through a cluster of farm houses to this delightful river crossing. If you haven’t felt immersed in beauty by this time there is something quite wrong. Anyway, the options of escape from this track are limited, so er … suck it up. Enjoy it. That’s the sutra.

DSC01139At right is what a lot of this part of the track looks like, fake logs made out concrete keeping the surface in shape. As well as forest left to its own devices, there was quite a lot of silviculture which provided views like this.DSC01155The last big climb was an effort. I remember we passed a group of six middle-aged women o-henro, and flopping at a rest area with some chocolate and resisting the temptation to finish off our water — not much else. There is no photographic evidence of anything till we get to Shosan-ji which itself provides 20 minutes worth of false dawns. You hit the DSC01173made road and think you’re there. Then the distance signage goes a bit weird. Another kilometre just drops in from thin air. It looks domestic when you get to the wonderful entree of a fenced path with scores of stone lanterns and start being entertained by a dozen or so huge bosatsu, but there’s still quite bit to go.DSC01174This is Fudo Myo-o, a figure central to Shingon Buddhism. Fudo converts anger into salvation. The purpose of his crazed expression is to to frighten people into accepting the teachings of Dainichi Buddha. He carries kurikara, the devil-subduing sword which represents wisdom cutting through ignorance, and holds a rope in his left hand to catch demons as well as to bind and focus thought. He is often seated or standing on rock because he is immovable in his faith. His aureole is typically inflamed, which according to this strain of Buddhist lore, represents the purification of the mind by the burning away of all material desires.The_Five_Wisdom_Kings His buddies are the five Wisdom Kings (at left) which (or who) share some of his characteristics.

This is a taste of the endless texture of Shingon Buddhism. No Buddhism is straightforward, but Shingon Buddhism’s precepts appeared to be buried in a vast mountain of imagery, ritual, story, myth and endless personages and personifications.

For example, Shosan-ji means Fire Mountain Temple. The dull version of its creation (around 700AD) credits En no Gyoza, an ascetic who founded Shugendo, the religion of mountain worship which interlaces with aspects of Shingon. A racier version has Kobo climbing to this point through the flames after battling with and defeating the dragon which had set the slopes alight. Got it? My point. A lifetime of study would barely be enough to become familiar with this version of the universe.

Whatever happened, whoever built this glorious temple in such an inaccessible spot … well, they did something remarkable. And not only did we get there, they had vending machines.DSC01177Non-pilgrim walker slumped drinking two cans of Suntory Boss Ice Coffee Blend in front of 60m cedars at Shosun-ji, after a fabulous walk. But then of course we had to get down.DSC01183It looked easy. We found bits of the road and were supposed to find short tracks to cut across the huge hairpins. Some we found and some we didn’t, ending up in a sort of shadow game with a young pilgrim both of us assuming the other knew where they were going. I was holding our map ostentatiously, but like all maps at this time of day we were about a kilometre behind where I thought we were. We stopped the shadow game, had a yarn, told him where we wanted to go and he zipped off at speed. (He hadn’t done the climb from Number 11.) In a few minutes he was waving and pointing. He’d found our minshuku (big b&b, small guest house). Arigato, my friend wherever you are. Arigato.

Although only by ten minutes, besides being smelly and tired we were late, a bad move where mountains and hosts are involved. You might have had a heart attack, gone over a cliff or more to the point ruined the timing of the delivery of the dinner courses. We’d been put in separate rooms which was corrected simply and easily. But the bathing arrangements were not quite intelligible. Men could use the women’s bathroom as long as they didn’t use the bath and didn’t go into the bathroom when women were actually in there. I think. Then in short order on entry I put my pack in the wrong place. I lurched on the verandah and stepped on the ground shod with indoor shoes. I trod on the tatami with slippers on. I pulled out the bedding and put it together the wrong way. I sat on the lacquered table and left a mark. (Hmm I don’t think I’ve told anyone that. Do NOT pass it on.) Making a cup of tea I pressed the wrong button on the Thermos and water squirted all over the matting. Bloody hell.

DSC01189I would do none of those things usually, and our hosts were extremely gracious and forgiving, cooking us a terrific meal. However two middle-aged, gimlet-eyed female guests were monitoring our every move to see what infamy we (Myrna was in this too. She washed her clothes in a hand basin and wanted to leave them to drip on the tatami!) would commit next, and the intake of breath when I staggered off the verandah in my indoor shoes was like the hissing of a snake.

You do sleep well after a lot of exercise, especially after a good big helping of anti-inflammatories, and there was no urgency in the morning. There were three possibilities from which we chose the ‘lots of temples but not the 3.5 hour walk to get to them’ option which meant finding a bus in Yorii 4km away at 9.59. Easy. It was a delightful stroll down the road next to the river in the cool of the morning and we got there an hour early. IMG_5378I watched the kids going to school and examined a remarkable sport-proof fence 15m high that surrounded the playing field with an ingenious system of stiffening by cables with zig-zag buttressing. And with the gracious assistance of a stonemason’s products, I studied up the day.

Our bus arrived on the dot and going the right way, two commendable and encouraging things. When our driver established that we were off to Ichinomiya Fudashomae, the temple stop, he made every effort to make our trip interesting and comforting by pointing out features and using every bit of English he had. It’s always such a pleasure when you see that light click on in someone’s eyes: Ooo something a bit different. I will rise to this occasion. I can make something of this. And he did.

At 7.25 the next morning at Tokushima Station, some distance from Yorii, we boarded the bus for Ikuna, and who was driving it? Our man.DSC01244This was the day of small miracles.

DSC01200We got off at Number 13 Dainichi-ji, The Temple of the Supreme Buddha Dainichi. It had lots to interest us and lots of 0-henro action for mid morning. Its accessibility on a main road may have been a factor, but it also has this rather striking statue of the bosatsu Kannon, the goddess of mercy, enclosed in prayerful hands. Several pilgrims took our photo; it must have been a slow day shutter-wise.
DSC01203Over the road was the Ichinomiya Jinja, a major Shinto shrine with big horses and a large stone construction which suggested Shinto’s animist roots. In addition in this photo you can almost see the entrance to the Ichinomiya Castle ruins, to the path up to them anyway.

Despite creaky legs and being bit post-Shosun-ji generally, Myrna thought we should go up and have a look. While you’re there you need to do everything. (Sutra) After nearly turning around half way up, we climbed steps up several hundred vertical metres to see this, and to enjoy a breeze which was undermining the impact of hard midday sun.DSC01206The track would take us through the those paddies, across the bridge, through the intersection of the two green hills in the mid ground and eventually to Tokushima in the far distance. Several temples were bedded in the back of the hill on the left. It all looks so easy.

We crossed the river and lo and behold there was a bank of vending machines. In Japan, this should come as no surprise. But a caffeine hit was exactly what was required. (Real pilgrims may well have sworn off caffeine, alcohol and all artificial stimulants for the course of the pilgrimage. You could say, they don’t know what they’re missing; but of course they do.) We drifted along the footpath on the main road and suddenly a car pulled up and the driver started gesticulating wildly. Despite the iced coffee we had no idea what she was talking about. Then she opened the door and made to usher us into her car. She was looking after us. We’d missed a turn off the path 50m back and as far as we could work out, later, she wanted to drive us to the temple. I’m calling that (very) small miracle number two. I checked the map and we backtracked onto one of those wandering back lane/ back yard/ paddyfield walks that I enjoy so much.DSC01213

This dekotora (decorated truck: go and have a look) was just one of the many points of interest. The house it was parked near had a Japanese garden with the lot: lantern, rock, bamboo, okarikomi-trimmed bushes, colour variation, water feature, maneki-neko (welcoming lucky cat), religious figurine — in a very small space. It looked even better in the flesh than it does in the photo. Subarashīdesu!

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DSC01216We were welcomed by another sort of cat at Joraku-ji, The Temple of Eternal Peace. Awa Kokubun-ji, Awa State Provincial Temple had been built as a result of an edict in 741. The current building (at right) DSC01225is on or near archaeological remains of the original and just as the guide book says, it exudes age and atmosphere.

Kannon-ji, The Temple of Kannon the deity of mercy and compassion, might be the temple I remember least well, although I do remember this statue. DSC01228A great deal of the imagery and statuary we saw was concerned with the protection of the health and welfare of children. Placing a bib on the infant is a worshipful act reflecting a specific or general request for care or intervention.

The other reason I remember it is the third small miracle. A 70 year-old pilgrim 16 temples into his second full pilgrimage had been staying with us at our minshuku. He had left at 6.30 and walked many more kilometres than we had but we had caught each other up and found that our walking pace was close to identical. The beat of his stick on the pavement was unvarying, metronomic, providing an irresistible discipline. He knew the way and although he spoke no English for an hour or so we became cheery companions of the road.DSC01230DSC01231

 

Here he is at Ido-ji, a magnificent suite of buildings and artefacts, directing us to the bus stop we need to get to our accommodation at Tokushima.DSC01235 Ido-ji means ‘The Water Well Temple’ and we were hustled into the well enclosure (above, but look at those azaleas) by an elderly woman (at left) to see if we could find our reflections. Yes and things were fine; no, and you would be subject to an accident in the not too distant future. DSC01243
I couldn’t see mine as it happened and when we were sitting at the bus stop wondering from which direction we might expect it … well, it was four minutes late and there wasn’t going to be another one for an hour regardless of the direction. An ageing woman cycled up and assured me the bus had gone. We consulted the schedule on the lamp post together and I thought not. But as the actual bus per se trundled up the alley she was still insistent. In a cosmic sense of course she was right. All buses have gone, except those which are still to come. Zen.

Twenty minutes to Tokushima Station. It should be straightforward but we collectively still had a degree of watchful unease. New place. We had no idea if it was bigger or smaller than Geelong. And was the station the terminus? Probably was. If so we could just lie back and forget about it. Enjoy the scenery. But what if it wasn’t? Twenty minutes passed. 300 had clicked over on the fare grid a while ago. We were several minutes past due arrival time. I place these facts before you now for reasons of exculpation. Then I saw a big sign saying Eki, ‘station’. I asked the driver if this was the case. He agreed that this was indeed the case, even if his expression suggested otherwise. I pressed the stop button and he let us off.

We walked the 500 or so metres to Sako Eki and it was pretty smartly apparent we were in the wrong place. I’ve just now counted 13 eki in Tokushima City and we weren’t at the one we were looking for. Close, but no banana. We discussed this matter with the woman at the ticket office, showed her the relevant section of our detailed itinerary, ‘the white book’, and she sold us tickets for the next train to take us to our intended destination. We weren’t fully relaxed but the matter appeared resolved. A train came quickly and we were eating an excellent softu crema from a Willie Winkie Baked Cake Shop when I asked Myrna for the white book to check how to get to our ryokan. She thought I had it etc etc and no one had it, and we were ruined, damaged, defeated, wiped out, in shreds — anything to avoid saying rooted. At least I knew where it was. I could see it sitting right there on the ticket counter at Sako. Raced to the ticket machine, all in kanji — I might as well have been sticking a finger in my eye for all the good that was. But of course one of the virtues of JR is that its stations are quite heavily personned with persons who want to be helpful. A rather cross guy pressed the button that turned it all into English and squeezed ¥320 out of us for two tickets back to Sako.

It was the post school special and the two-carriage train was full of school kids. For some reason it wasn’t going. I think they were adding a carriage. Suddenly there was a disturbance in the crowd. Two young JR officers, girls, were running through the crowd on the platform and began gesturing at us. ‘Passoporto’ I thought they were saying. Bloody hell. What now? Come on. We have issues to resolve. But it wasn’t ‘Passoporto’. It was ‘Pasmo’. I’d tucked my Pasmo card in the back of the itinerary to use when we got back to Honshu. They had the white book and all its contents and it was being sent to Tokushima on the next train which was already nearly there. Three minutes later we were presented with the lot in a sealed envelope (except strangely enough for the Pasmo card which didn’t bother me one bit). The ¥320 for our tickets to Sako (4 bucks Australian) were refunded. 

Apart from weeping with gratitude, several things occur to me. That we were found so readily in busy Tokushima Eki (Geelong x2, with a lot more involvement in train travel) indicated just how many non-Japanese were around. We didn’t see any for five days. Anywhere. Second, how smart was that ticket lady at Sako? Not just polite and helpful but quick, efficient and effective. Third, a big call, but nowhere else in the world would this happen. There are a lot of reasons to really love Japan.

From there it was a very straightforward walk to our accommodation, not five minutes away. We were welcomed by a superstar of the hospitality industry who that night fed us, among endless other things, Tokushima noodles with conger eel. But there was so much more.DSC01308